Balladeer: Howdy ya'll and welcome to Hazzard county. This is one place where you have to expect the unexpected. that stands true for one family in particular. The Dukes. Trouble always seems to find them even in their sleep.
"BO DUKE! GIT YER BUTT BACK HERE!"
"NO WAY! YA GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST!"
"OH I WILL AND YOU WILL HURT!"
"Sounds like they're at it again." Luke said to his younger cousin Daisy. The young brunette shook her head.
"Will he never learn?" Daisy said mostly to her self, but loud enough for Luke to hear.
"I doubt it. Ya know Bo could find some way to tick off his sister in his sleep."
"True, true."
CRASH!
"What the heck was that?" Both Daisy and Luke said in unison. Luke told Daisy to stay put. Luke walked to the door way between the living room and kitchen doorway and saw two chairs and a small table tipped over and Bo on the ground with his enraged older sister sitting on his back.
He stood there quietly watching neither Bo nor Jessie knowing he was there.
"Ah ha! I finally got you now Beauregard James Duke! What gave you the idea that you can take my cake and eat it all your self? I worked for over an hour on that cake it was supposed to be for after dinner tonight!"
"Well the way I see it you shouldn't have left it out. That usually means its fair game. And 'sides it wasn't very good any ways. My stomach is still upset from it."
"Well you shouldn't have pigged out on it and if you didn't like it then why in the world did you eat it all?"
"Ummm…"
"Beauregard Duke! I just don't know what to do with you."
"Well for starters you can get off my back and let me go."
"In your dreams bub. You are my prisoner from this point on. You can't go no where until I say so. Do you hear me?"
"What did you say? I wasn't listening."
WHACK!
"Ow! Hey what was that for?"
"You know damn good and well what that was for!"
"Ok, ok I'm sorry! Can I go now? Please?" Bo begged, giving his sister his best sad puppy face.
"That don't work with me Bo Duke."
"Well it usually works with Uncle Jesse, Luke, and Daisy."
"Well it may work with them, but it don't work with me." Luke finally thought it was time to interfere.
"Ok you two what's goin' on?" Both Bo and Jessie looked up startled. "This had better be good. If Uncle Jesse comes back and finds this room torn up, ya know he'll tan you're hides." Luke said from his position in the corner of the living room. A look ofamusement across his face.
"Ok you two. Jessie get off of Bo's back and tell me what's goin' on here." Luke said in a firm tone. Jessie got off of Bo and stood waiting for her brother to get up. While he was standing up, Jessie kicked Bo's leg out from under him and he fell on his back.
"Jessica Michelle Duke! I saw that."
"What? I didn't do nothin'." My brother's just a klutz is all."
"Whatever you little liar!" Bo yelled from the floor.Luke looked down at his blond cousin.
"Well baby brother at least I'm not the one lying on the floor."
"Well I wouldn't be on the floor if you didn't trip me." Bo said to his sister in response. Luke just went back into the living room with Daisy. Hand to his face completely giving up trying to talk some since in to their thick heads.
"Well what happened?" Daisy asked Luke.
"Just the usual. Bo made Jessie mad and all hell broke loose."
"Well that's nothin' new. Ever since those two met each other almost all they done is fight and Jessie usually wins." Daisy said a hint of humor in her voice.
"Yeah your right, you'd think though that Bo would've learned his lesson by now." Luke said trying not to laugh. "He let's his stomach get the best of him. I don't think he will ever learn." Luke sat back down next to Daisy and waited until Uncle Jesse got home.
About an hour later Jesse returned to the farm after going into town for some supplies. Bo and Jessie were still at it and she had Bo running for his life.
"BO DUKE! GET BACK HERE! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!"
"All I did was take one little potato! It's not like their so rare that they're priceless."
"THAT POTATO WAS PART OF OUR DINNER TONIGHT!" Jessie yelled at Bo as they ran around the farm.
Shehad beenchasing him around the farm with a frying pan after Boswipped a potatothat Jessie was fixing for dinner since it was about 5:30. Bo wasn't paying much attention to what was ahead of him and tripped on a rock and landed face first on the ground. Jessie would've nailed him upside the head with the pan if their uncle wouldn't have shown up Jesse got out of his truck and ran over to Bo and Jessie.
"Ok you two what in tarnation is goin' on here?" Jesse yelled at his youngest niece and nephew. They both looked over to their enraged uncle.
"Ummm… Uncle Jesse w-when'd you get back?" Bo asked surprised and thankful his uncle had showen up when he did.
"I just got back here andjust in time too.Now do you two care to explain what your doin'?" Jesse said in a firm voice.
"Uncle Jesse, Bo was taking food out of the skillet when I wasn't looking and I caught him taking a potato. And not to mention the whole cake he pigged out on that I had baked for after dinner tonight." Jessie said putting on her best innocent act. Jesse looked over to where his nephew was cleaning the dirt on his jeans off.
"Is that true Bo?"
"Huh? Oh uh yeah kinda true. She didn't tell you what she did to me did she though."
"Oh I saw enough to know your both in trouble. And i saw enough to tell you that your both grounded for the next three weeks."
"But-."
"No buts! Now git into yer rooms. Go on git movin'"
"Oh and Jessica Michelle Duke I don't ever want to see you chasing your brother around with a skillet or anything for that fact! Do you understand me young lady?"
"Yes sir Uncle Jesse."
"Good now you git to yer room and stay in there 'till dinner. Now git!" Jessie and Bo ran inside. Once they were inside Jessie turned to go to her and Daisy's room since like Bo and Luke, they shared a room. Before she went into her room, she turned back towards Bo.
"I hope yer happy now Bo, You got me grounded."
"Yea well just so you know I'm grounded too."
"You know what?"
"Nope, never met 'em." Bo said sarcastically.
"I wish you'd turn into an animal. Ya know why? Cause then I could put you into a cage and lock the door and leave ya in it for good."
"Well to bad for you I'm not an animal and to bad for you I can't turn into one either."
"Well you don't have to worry yer self none cause your already an animal."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you're a good for nothin' rat." Jessie's words came out harsher then she meant. Bo couldn't think of anything to say to his sister, so he just went into his and Luke's room. Bo had been hurt by his sisters words. But he didn't let that bother him for long.
Balladeer: Boy those two just can't stay out of trouble can they? They seem to be getting into trouble more with Uncle Jesse then Bo and Luke ever did with Rosco and Boss Hogg. Ya'll stick around ya hear?
Hey I just wanted to thank every one who has given me a review or two on my last story 'The Hazzard County Werewolf' there is still more of that story coming later on. Well just R and R. I will post the next part of this one as soon as it's done and the same goes for the other one! Thanks ya'll
