Sup ppl this is mah first fan fic so yeah …. Wew

[At Mojos lab]

Mojo: Finally! I have reconstructed the Rowdy Ruff Boys this time with pure chemical X MUHAHAHAHAHA

[Suddenly a punch comes out of no were and punches Mojo square in the face]

Boomer: sup loser

Brick: why did you remake us huh???

Butch (raising his fist in air): tell us or else

Mojo (rubbing his chin where he got hit by boomer): I remade you this time but even better. I mean look at your awesome hair! And plus now you can destroy anything I gave Brick intelligence and he is able to throw fire balls

Brick: sweet

Mojo: Boomer you are able to teleport and you have super speed

Boomer: KIK ASS

Mojo: and Butch you have super strength and err that's it I guess.

Brick: that's pretty sweet but we don't feel like causing terror

Boomer: yeah we gots things to do shit to see stuff like that

Butch: but don't worry we got stuff for you as well

[The RRB start to close in on Mojo who is terrified for his life]

(Later after the RRB beat the living crap out of Mojo)

[The RRB are flying in the air deciding what to do]

Boomer: dudes I say we go to that new strip club downtown hehe

Butch :( smiling): I'm down with that blonde

Brick: hehe WORD btw look what I stole

[Brick shows all the money and gold he stole from Mojo's lab before they left]

Boomer: there has to be at least 3billion dead presidents in there

Brick: yup and here dudes (hands Boomer a stack of cash) one billion to you

Boomer: sweet

Brick (handing butch a load of cash): and for you

Butch: awesome

Boomer: soooo strip club?

Brick and Butch: HELL YEAH

[The boys zip downtown where the strip club is]

[Cut to: the PPG house]

Blossom (shouting at bubbles): hurry up in the shower already

Bubbles (shouting at blossom): calm down let me just rinse my hair

Professor: now girls calm down it's only a bathroom

[Just after that being said bubbles leaves the bathroom with a towel on and gives blossom the raspberry]

Bubbles: pttth

Blossom: why you little…

Buttercup: oh stfu blossom you know well bubbles takes long showers

Blossom: true and watch you mouth (crosses arms)

Buttercup: humph!

[Cut to: RRB in Strip club]

Brick: oh yeah this is what im talking about!

Butch (hands money to the entrance dude): this is for you my good man

Entrance dude: thanks

Boomer (pumping his fists in air): WOO dudes lets bring the house down

Butch (smiling): this is the life of a man watching girls get naked….getting a boner with every one else….going to the bathroom with one of these chicks … if you know what I mean hehe

[At the PPG house]

(The hotline rings and blossom is the first to reach it obviously)

Blossom: yes mayor?

Mayor (worried): There's giant monsters attacking Townsville HELLP

Blossom: we are on our way

Narrator: don't say "we are on our way" just go

Blossom: shut up!

Narrator: geez sorry…

[The PPG zip to the city where the monsters are attacking]

(Meanwhile at the strip club)

Butch (trying to hold his laugh): Brick dude

Brick: yeah?

Butch (trying to hold laugh): look at boomer

(Boomer is seen with a blond girl and he is drooling)

Brick and Butch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Boomer snaps out of it automatically and looks toward his bros and is embarrassed)

Boomer: STFU dudes it's not funny…

Butch (laughing): hell fukin yeah it is HAHAHA

Brick: hehe lets get out of here hehehe

[The boys zip away Boomer taking some buffalo wings with him Butch taking some pizza and Brick taking some soda]

Boomer: well that was fun

Brick: hell yeah and I got some gir- What the???

[The RRB fined some monsters attacking Townsville]

Brick: dudes this is something worth watching lets check it out

Boomer: but hey aren't the powder puff girlz or w/e over there?

Butch: yeah word dude what we gonna do

Brick: ill tell you what we gonna do we gonna kick some monster ass when they in trouble so they wont think bad of us any more is it a good plan?

Boomer: pretty kick ass plan you got there

Butch: yeah ill go with it

Brick: let's GO

[The RRB zip to Townsville where the monster is attacking]

(Cut to the PPG fighting 23 monsters at a time)

Blossom (while dodging many attacks): how are you holding off butter cup?

Buttercup (also dodging attacks): pretty good bubbles also seems to be doing good

[Bubbles is seen kicking some monster ass]

Blossom: a little help here!!!!

[Buttercup rushes to help Blossom fight the Dragon monster]

(Cut to RRB on a Building)

Boomer: dudes look first class seats

[Boomer spots a building with a pool on it with some chairs and some martini]

Brick (takes a cup of martini): this is the life

Butch: good eyes bro

Boomer: thank you thank you

[Brick takes a sip of the beer and spits it out]

Boomer: whets wrong dude???

Brick: THIS TASTE LIKE LIQUID SHIT

Butch (looking into the cup): dead ass?

Brick: hell yeah aww dude its nasty

[While they talk Boomer stares at Bubbles]

Boomer (Thinking): dude shez hawt……

[After that thought Bubbles is knocked out by the shark monster and Boomer Runs creating a sonic boom breaking all glass in a 10mile radius]

Brick: where you going bro?

[Boomer points at falling Bubbles and they just shrug]

[Boomer zips to the shark monster and punches it in the face after kicking it in the jaw and then he rips its head of with laser vision and makes it bite its own tail off and after that zips and catches Bubbles inches away from touching the ground]

Brick: WOO KIK ASS BOOMER

Butch: YEAH WOO MAKE IT BITE ITSELF AGAIN

(Cut to Bubbles and Boomer in an alleyway)

[Bubbles wakes up and sees boomer]

Bubbles: GASP……your back

Boomer: uhhh you ok?

Bubbles: you saved me

Boomer: yeah pretty kick ass huh?

Bubbles: umm yes?

Boomer (thinking): Pretty kick ass dude that was a stupid first impression

Boomer: uhhh so tell me about yourself

[Boomer and Bubbles chat there]

Bubbles: so your powers are to teleport super speed right?

Boomer: and you have a sonic scream right?

Bubbles: yeah one question now when we kiss you, you won't explode?

Boomer: yeah because he gave us some shot and we won't self destruct now!

Bubbles: umm Boomer…

Boomer: Yeah Bubbles?

Bubbles: did you like it when I kissed you?

Boomer: yeah it was sweet and awesome but to bad the pain came in and made me yell and explode

Bubbles: would you like if I do it again?

Boomer (exited): hell yeah that would be pretty kick ass

Bubbles (confused expression): uhhh

Boomer: yes I would like it

[Bubbles leans over to exited Boomer and gives him a kiss to the lips Boomer's eyes snap open at first but then they slowly close and he starts returning her kiss and they get into a lip lock as I say]

Boomer (googely eyed): that was good……..

Bubbles: haha yes it was

Boomer: want to do it again?

Bubbles: sorry my sisters are probably worried where I am

Boomer: OH shit mah bros I gotta go

[Boomer zips to mojos house witch is now thers's since he will be in the hospital for about a year]

[Boomer opens the door quietly as possible but suddenly]

Brick: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

Boomer (scared/thinking of an excuse): I was…uhhh….I was….uhhhhhhh crap

Butch: he was probably helping his new girl friend hehe

Boomer: Exactly I was helping the power puff recover….

Brick: good they need to think we aint evil……. (Turns in Boomer's direction) hey W8 A MINUITE

Boomer: uhhh

Brick: why are you wearing lipstick??

Boomer: uhhhhhhh

Brick: its very light too and look at your Face it says it all over you boomer….

Boomer (thinking): CRAP IM DONE FOR!!!!

Brick: you went to the strip club without us didn't you??

Boomer (thinks quickly): yeah sorry dudes (thinks) crap that was close

Brick: so any way dudes lets walk around maybe buy some candy

Butch: cant we steal the candy???

Boomer: no dude we have to be good

Butch: WEAK

Boomer what u guys want im buying?

Brick: get us a couple of root beers a hundred jawbreakers some nerds and other stuff

Boomer: got it

Brick: AND HURRY UP

Boomer: im already back dude

Brick: what took ya?

Butch: yeah you were gone for about a millisecond

Boomer: sorry dude's

(Cut to the PPG house)

Narrator: The power puff girls are sleeping in their pleasant home without a worry in the world and w8? What's this????

[Bubble eyes snap open and looks over to her sisters they are both asleep she crawls under the bed and goes into her own little world with beautiful flowers and rain bows and some dark evil looking clouds that just seem to never used to be there?]

Bubbles: I wonder what those dark cloud and dark mountains are.

[Bubbles zips to the mountains and peers over to the other side and surprisingly finds Boomer punching a stone making it to his face]

Bubbles: Boomer???

Boomer: WTF Bubbles????

Bubbles: what are you doing here???

Boomer: this is my little dream land Look (points to one direction) war zone

(Points another direction) boomers paradise and stuff in between

Bubbles: nice now come to my world

[Bubbles and Boomer zip to bubbles paradise]

Boomer: whoa kick ass girlfriend

Bubbles: would you like for me to be your girlfriend

Boomer (thinking): please don't rejeeeect (out loud) yeah I would want you to be my girlfriend Bubbles

Bubbles: ok

Boomer: SWEET KICK ASS WOOOOOOO

[So bubbles and boomer are happy as can be and get into the mood you know the sex mood and I don't want to describe the rest but you can suggest what they do]

(Later)

[Boomer wakes up and Bubbles is laying on top of him and her head is on his chest and remembers last night]

Boomer: OH SHIT

Bubbles (startled): what is it??

Boomer: my bros are gonna kill me when they don't know where we are

Bubbles: don't worry every hour here in our world is a second in the real world

Boomer: dead ass??

Bubbles: yeah…now go back to bed

Boomer: ……..or……..

Bubbles: or???

Boomer: we could do it again

[Bubbles giggles and yeah you get it]

(Cut to the RRB house)

Brick (half asleep): uhhh yo Boomer get ur ass up and gimmi some water

[no response from boomer since he is in the dream land having sex]

Brick (half asleep): fine ass hole

[Brick gets a cup of water and pours it where Boomer is supposed to be sleeping

Brick (thinking): that's what he gets

[still no response from Boomer]

Brick: ok wise ass (pulls covers)

[Brick sees a broom with a few pillows so it may seem he is sleeping

Brick: son……of…..a…..BITCH

Butch: huh what where huh why…..huh????

Brick: Boomer ran away

Butch: son……of…..a…..BITCH

Brick: yeah that's what I said too

Butch: he's probably at that power puff girl's house

Brick: let's go

(Cut to PPG house)

Blossom: where did bubbles go?

Buttercup: she probably left with that Rowdy ruff boy uhhh whats his name……..Boomer

Blossom: when she comes ima-

[she is cut off by Butch smashing through the wall and brick saying]

Brick: OK WHERE IS HE

Blossom: who?

Brick: YOU KNOW THE FUCK WELL WHO