Sup ppl this is mah first fan fic so yeah …. Wew
[At Mojos lab]
Mojo: Finally! I have reconstructed the Rowdy Ruff Boys this time with pure chemical X MUHAHAHAHAHA
[Suddenly a punch comes out of no were and punches Mojo square in the face]
Boomer: sup loser
Brick: why did you remake us huh???
Butch (raising his fist in air): tell us or else
Mojo (rubbing his chin where he got hit by boomer): I remade you this time but even better. I mean look at your awesome hair! And plus now you can destroy anything I gave Brick intelligence and he is able to throw fire balls
Brick: sweet
Mojo: Boomer you are able to teleport and you have super speed
Boomer: KIK ASS
Mojo: and Butch you have super strength and err that's it I guess.
Brick: that's pretty sweet but we don't feel like causing terror
Boomer: yeah we gots things to do shit to see stuff like that
Butch: but don't worry we got stuff for you as well
[The RRB start to close in on Mojo who is terrified for his life]
(Later after the RRB beat the living crap out of Mojo)
[The RRB are flying in the air deciding what to do]
Boomer: dudes I say we go to that new strip club downtown hehe
Butch :( smiling): I'm down with that blonde
Brick: hehe WORD btw look what I stole
[Brick shows all the money and gold he stole from Mojo's lab before they left]
Boomer: there has to be at least 3billion dead presidents in there
Brick: yup and here dudes (hands Boomer a stack of cash) one billion to you
Boomer: sweet
Brick (handing butch a load of cash): and for you
Butch: awesome
Boomer: soooo strip club?
Brick and Butch: HELL YEAH
[The boys zip downtown where the strip club is]
[Cut to: the PPG house]
Blossom (shouting at bubbles): hurry up in the shower already
Bubbles (shouting at blossom): calm down let me just rinse my hair
Professor: now girls calm down it's only a bathroom
[Just after that being said bubbles leaves the bathroom with a towel on and gives blossom the raspberry]
Bubbles: pttth
Blossom: why you little…
Buttercup: oh stfu blossom you know well bubbles takes long showers
Blossom: true and watch you mouth (crosses arms)
Buttercup: humph!
[Cut to: RRB in Strip club]
Brick: oh yeah this is what im talking about!
Butch (hands money to the entrance dude): this is for you my good man
Entrance dude: thanks
Boomer (pumping his fists in air): WOO dudes lets bring the house down
Butch (smiling): this is the life of a man watching girls get naked….getting a boner with every one else….going to the bathroom with one of these chicks … if you know what I mean hehe
[At the PPG house]
(The hotline rings and blossom is the first to reach it obviously)
Blossom: yes mayor?
Mayor (worried): There's giant monsters attacking Townsville HELLP
Blossom: we are on our way
Narrator: don't say "we are on our way" just go
Blossom: shut up!
Narrator: geez sorry…
[The PPG zip to the city where the monsters are attacking]
(Meanwhile at the strip club)
Butch (trying to hold his laugh): Brick dude
Brick: yeah?
Butch (trying to hold laugh): look at boomer
(Boomer is seen with a blond girl and he is drooling)
Brick and Butch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Boomer snaps out of it automatically and looks toward his bros and is embarrassed)
Boomer: STFU dudes it's not funny…
Butch (laughing): hell fukin yeah it is HAHAHA
Brick: hehe lets get out of here hehehe
[The boys zip away Boomer taking some buffalo wings with him Butch taking some pizza and Brick taking some soda]
Boomer: well that was fun
Brick: hell yeah and I got some gir- What the???
[The RRB fined some monsters attacking Townsville]
Brick: dudes this is something worth watching lets check it out
Boomer: but hey aren't the powder puff girlz or w/e over there?
Butch: yeah word dude what we gonna do
Brick: ill tell you what we gonna do we gonna kick some monster ass when they in trouble so they wont think bad of us any more is it a good plan?
Boomer: pretty kick ass plan you got there
Butch: yeah ill go with it
Brick: let's GO
[The RRB zip to Townsville where the monster is attacking]
(Cut to the PPG fighting 23 monsters at a time)
Blossom (while dodging many attacks): how are you holding off butter cup?
Buttercup (also dodging attacks): pretty good bubbles also seems to be doing good
[Bubbles is seen kicking some monster ass]
Blossom: a little help here!!!!
[Buttercup rushes to help Blossom fight the Dragon monster]
(Cut to RRB on a Building)
Boomer: dudes look first class seats
[Boomer spots a building with a pool on it with some chairs and some martini]
Brick (takes a cup of martini): this is the life
Butch: good eyes bro
Boomer: thank you thank you
[Brick takes a sip of the beer and spits it out]
Boomer: whets wrong dude???
Brick: THIS TASTE LIKE LIQUID SHIT
Butch (looking into the cup): dead ass?
Brick: hell yeah aww dude its nasty
[While they talk Boomer stares at Bubbles]
Boomer (Thinking): dude shez hawt……
[After that thought Bubbles is knocked out by the shark monster and Boomer Runs creating a sonic boom breaking all glass in a 10mile radius]
Brick: where you going bro?
[Boomer points at falling Bubbles and they just shrug]
[Boomer zips to the shark monster and punches it in the face after kicking it in the jaw and then he rips its head of with laser vision and makes it bite its own tail off and after that zips and catches Bubbles inches away from touching the ground]
Brick: WOO KIK ASS BOOMER
Butch: YEAH WOO MAKE IT BITE ITSELF AGAIN
(Cut to Bubbles and Boomer in an alleyway)
[Bubbles wakes up and sees boomer]
Bubbles: GASP……your back
Boomer: uhhh you ok?
Bubbles: you saved me
Boomer: yeah pretty kick ass huh?
Bubbles: umm yes?
Boomer (thinking): Pretty kick ass dude that was a stupid first impression
Boomer: uhhh so tell me about yourself
[Boomer and Bubbles chat there]
Bubbles: so your powers are to teleport super speed right?
Boomer: and you have a sonic scream right?
Bubbles: yeah one question now when we kiss you, you won't explode?
Boomer: yeah because he gave us some shot and we won't self destruct now!
Bubbles: umm Boomer…
Boomer: Yeah Bubbles?
Bubbles: did you like it when I kissed you?
Boomer: yeah it was sweet and awesome but to bad the pain came in and made me yell and explode
Bubbles: would you like if I do it again?
Boomer (exited): hell yeah that would be pretty kick ass
Bubbles (confused expression): uhhh
Boomer: yes I would like it
[Bubbles leans over to exited Boomer and gives him a kiss to the lips Boomer's eyes snap open at first but then they slowly close and he starts returning her kiss and they get into a lip lock as I say]
Boomer (googely eyed): that was good……..
Bubbles: haha yes it was
Boomer: want to do it again?
Bubbles: sorry my sisters are probably worried where I am
Boomer: OH shit mah bros I gotta go
[Boomer zips to mojos house witch is now thers's since he will be in the hospital for about a year]
[Boomer opens the door quietly as possible but suddenly]
Brick: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
Boomer (scared/thinking of an excuse): I was…uhhh….I was….uhhhhhhh crap
Butch: he was probably helping his new girl friend hehe
Boomer: Exactly I was helping the power puff recover….
Brick: good they need to think we aint evil……. (Turns in Boomer's direction) hey W8 A MINUITE
Boomer: uhhh
Brick: why are you wearing lipstick??
Boomer: uhhhhhhh
Brick: its very light too and look at your Face it says it all over you boomer….
Boomer (thinking): CRAP IM DONE FOR!!!!
Brick: you went to the strip club without us didn't you??
Boomer (thinks quickly): yeah sorry dudes (thinks) crap that was close
Brick: so any way dudes lets walk around maybe buy some candy
Butch: cant we steal the candy???
Boomer: no dude we have to be good
Butch: WEAK
Boomer what u guys want im buying?
Brick: get us a couple of root beers a hundred jawbreakers some nerds and other stuff
Boomer: got it
Brick: AND HURRY UP
Boomer: im already back dude
Brick: what took ya?
Butch: yeah you were gone for about a millisecond
Boomer: sorry dude's
(Cut to the PPG house)
Narrator: The power puff girls are sleeping in their pleasant home without a worry in the world and w8? What's this????
[Bubble eyes snap open and looks over to her sisters they are both asleep she crawls under the bed and goes into her own little world with beautiful flowers and rain bows and some dark evil looking clouds that just seem to never used to be there?]
Bubbles: I wonder what those dark cloud and dark mountains are.
[Bubbles zips to the mountains and peers over to the other side and surprisingly finds Boomer punching a stone making it to his face]
Bubbles: Boomer???
Boomer: WTF Bubbles????
Bubbles: what are you doing here???
Boomer: this is my little dream land Look (points to one direction) war zone
(Points another direction) boomers paradise and stuff in between
Bubbles: nice now come to my world
[Bubbles and Boomer zip to bubbles paradise]
Boomer: whoa kick ass girlfriend
Bubbles: would you like for me to be your girlfriend
Boomer (thinking): please don't rejeeeect (out loud) yeah I would want you to be my girlfriend Bubbles
Bubbles: ok
Boomer: SWEET KICK ASS WOOOOOOO
[So bubbles and boomer are happy as can be and get into the mood you know the sex mood and I don't want to describe the rest but you can suggest what they do]
(Later)
[Boomer wakes up and Bubbles is laying on top of him and her head is on his chest and remembers last night]
Boomer: OH SHIT
Bubbles (startled): what is it??
Boomer: my bros are gonna kill me when they don't know where we are
Bubbles: don't worry every hour here in our world is a second in the real world
Boomer: dead ass??
Bubbles: yeah…now go back to bed
Boomer: ……..or……..
Bubbles: or???
Boomer: we could do it again
[Bubbles giggles and yeah you get it]
(Cut to the RRB house)
Brick (half asleep): uhhh yo Boomer get ur ass up and gimmi some water
[no response from boomer since he is in the dream land having sex]
Brick (half asleep): fine ass hole
[Brick gets a cup of water and pours it where Boomer is supposed to be sleeping
Brick (thinking): that's what he gets
[still no response from Boomer]
Brick: ok wise ass (pulls covers)
[Brick sees a broom with a few pillows so it may seem he is sleeping
Brick: son……of…..a…..BITCH
Butch: huh what where huh why…..huh????
Brick: Boomer ran away
Butch: son……of…..a…..BITCH
Brick: yeah that's what I said too
Butch: he's probably at that power puff girl's house
Brick: let's go
(Cut to PPG house)
Blossom: where did bubbles go?
Buttercup: she probably left with that Rowdy ruff boy uhhh whats his name……..Boomer
Blossom: when she comes ima-
[she is cut off by Butch smashing through the wall and brick saying]
Brick: OK WHERE IS HE
Blossom: who?
Brick: YOU KNOW THE FUCK WELL WHO
