Konnichiwa...

Hey guys dis is just my second story so pls be kind and review...

By the way, pls read my other story Everything for those Photos and review... hehe...

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TEZUKA'S MISADVENTURES IN GERMANY...

Seigaku's Second Visit to Tezuka

Tezuka Kunimitsu, Captain of the Seigaku Tennis Club, was sitting comfortably in a bench just outside his favorite bookshop while holding his favorite book.

Sigh... another day without tennis... i wonder what the guys are doing now...

Tezuka thought, believing that his teammates were practicing like hell back in Japan but little did he know that some tragedy will soon come his way. He took a deep breath and opened the book that he was currently holding but not caring to look at it. He unconsciously looked at his injured shouldered and reminisced the day when he utterly lost to Keigo Atobe. During that time, he realized the true extent of his importance to the team. This idea became his inspiration to comtinue his game. He turned his head towards a magazine stand in front of him. There, he saw a picture of a tennis pro which reminded him of his teammates. Slowly, a smile began to form in his face, (Yeah, I know... it's wierd...) But as he was about to read his book, he saw a shadow in front of him and...

FLASH!

A brilliant light caught his eye and made him jerk his head upward. In front of him he saw a certain smiling tensai cradling a camera.

'Fuji...?'

'Saa... Tezuka-kuin, you have such a wonderful smile...'

With that, Tezuka looked at the camera and frowned, he just knew what would happen to that photo...

'Buchou! We missed you...nya!' a certain hyper-active, acrobatic tennis player screamed behind a very deaf Oishii.

'Hello, Tezuka.' Oishii said while Tezuka stared at him in confusion.

'Ne, buchou, it sure is nice here but don't they have hamburgers here?' Momoshiro declared while giving Tezuka a very dopey grin.

'Fssshh... Is your stomach that bottomless? Baka... Fssshh' Kaidoh interrrupted.

'Shaddup! Mamushi...' with that, the two held a glaring contest with matching electricity coming from their glares.

'Ii... data... Oh! Sorry Tezuka, I completely forgot about the present that I brought you... here.' Inui called on to Tezuka while procuring from his bag a nauseatic, purplish, bubbly substance, 'This is my new and improved ...'

'INUI! Would you please keep that hazardous substance away!' Oishii screeched after seeing the new drink that Inui was holding.

'Hai.'

'Umm, Tezuka...' Taka muttered from behind Inui.

'What is it, Taka-san?'

'Here, dad said that you might be missing this...' Taka, then gave Tezuka a box of sushi that made the stoic captain smile once again (it's just a little smile)

FLASH!

'Syuusuke Fuji!'

'Hn...'

'Could you please keep that wretched thing away!'

'No.'

Sigh...note to self... never ever expect to win to a sadist...Tezuka noted.

He was about to resume his reading when...

'Waah! Oishii, Buchou smiled at Taka! I must be delusional today! Nya' With that, Eiji fainted only to be caught by a worried Oishii.

Tezuka frowned when he heard Eiji's comment but was thus side-tracked when he noticed Echizen who was standing behind Fuji.

'Echizen, are you still wearing your pajamas?'

'I was forced to...' Ryoma replied while glaring at Fuji. Momo snickered making Ryoma turn red, 'Mada mada dane.' Echizen muttered almost nonchalantly. Afterwards, Tezuka noticed a collar attached to Ryoma and traced it back to the hands of a smiling tensai.

FLASHBACK:

Ryoma was soundly asleep in his room when his father called him. He was saying something about his friends. 'Hey, Seishuhen! Your friends are here... come down now.' Nanjiroh said. 'Baka Oyaji!' Ryoma said to himself. He decided to go to the sala without dressing himself properly. he thought his father was joking about his so-called friends but to his horror, he saw the other regulars seating in his favorite couch, and eating his favorite breakfast while watching his favorite movie. Oi! What the hell is going on here????? he shouted in his mind, 'My breakfast...' he muttered monotonously catching the attention of Momo who, then remarked, 'Nice chest, Echizen...hehe...' With that, Ryoma frowned and fumbled with the buttons of his partly opened pajamas. 'Mada mada dane.'

'Saa... Good Morning... Ryoma-chan...' Fuji interjected while Ryoma turned scarlet.

'What the heck are you doing in my house?' He asked rather rudely.

It was Eiji who blurted out, 'Ochibichan, we're going to G-E-R-M-A-N-Y!!!!!'

'He saw what was coming so he only replied, 'Well, have a nice trip, ja-ne.' But alas, before he could run towards the door, the oh-so-great Fuji blocked his way while Momo and Eiji tackled him to the ground. 'Yadda, yadda!!!' Ryoma protested, 'Lemme go!!!!' 'Oh no, Ochibi!!! You're coming with us, nya...' the two hyper almost crushed the poor boy when Fuji finally decided to intervene.

'Let him go...' Ryoma gulped while waiting for the worst... Fuji knelt down beside the poor poor poor Ryoma and placed something on him. He stood up and Ryoma jerked upward and that's when he noticed an oh-so-sparkling golden chain. He looked at himself and saw a brown collar tied to his neck.

END OF FLASHBACK

Tezuka looked at Ryoma and saw him glare at Fuji who was unaware of the anger seething from the young prodigy. He shook his head and called the young ace, 'Come, you need some decent clothes if you are to stay here.' But before he could stand up from the bench, Tezuka heard Oishii snap back to life screaming, 'Waaaahhhhhh! Oishii, I had a nightmare!!!!! I think I saw Tezuka smile and then... and... then, ' A vein throbbed in Tezuka's forehead. Oisshii tried to appease him but too late, 'Eiji 10 laps.' 'Waah Oishii, he's mad at me!' 'Twenty.' 'Whaaa...' 'Thirty.' 'I think you should run now Eiji, it's for the best.' said by the oh-so-motherly Oishii. Eiji followed his advice rather reluctantly.

After that was through, Tezuka proceeded towards a certain department store while motioning Ryoma to follow him. Before the young ace could follow his captain, Fuji stepped out in front of him saying, 'Saa... I won't let you get Tezuka to yourself, would I now.' Ryoma nodded and followed meekly as Fuji retraced the steps Tezuka had taken.

Tezuka led them to a nearby department store. He was surprised to see that Fuji had followed him as well, then he remembered about the leash that was tied to Ryoma.

'Go find yourself a far more suitable clothing than that. Don't worry, I'll pay for it. Tezuka muttered.

'But Buchou...' Ryoma protested,

'Did you bring your own money?'

'Iie...'

'It's settled then, go and look now or you still anna go out on that thing.'

'H-h-a-i.' Ryoma stammered and silently looked fo somethin that would suit him. He soon found clothes tha are almos identical to the things that he usually wear. He was about to inform Tezuka about this when Fuji came into view.

(A/N: How come Ryoma didn't get pulled by Fuji?)

'Ne...Ryoma-kun...I really do think that this wil do...'

Fuji then raised something that resembled a tight-fit black shirt and dark blue pants.

'Saa...Tezuka...Ryoma-kun has aroved to this...' Fuji called on to Tezuka who looked at Ryoma's downcast face.

He shrugged and thought...There's no point arguing with a sadist.

He nodded and motioned the two to come to the cashier where he was waiting. As the cashier took in the price of the clothing, Tezuka stiffened when he saw that it costs $145.00. Hell, there goes three-fourths of my weekly allowance.

'Saa...Can my companion wear this now?' Fuji asked the cashier who almost fainted due to his charismatic smile.

(A/N: Charismatic???? More like sadistic, oh well and so the story goes.)

The cashier called on a saleslady to assist Fuji and Ryoma.

Ryoma chose the nearest dressing room cursing his luck for making him wear such stupid clothes. An hour had passed and Ryoma still hadn't changed his clothes thanks to the dog leash that he was forced to wear. he could just sense that Fuji wouldn't unleash him so he unwillingly called...

'Fuji-sempai...'

'Hn.'

'Err... could you please...'

'Hn??'

'I can't change with the og leash and all.'

'Oh... gomen ne...'

With that, Fuji entered the dressing room Ryoma was in making the young prodigy blush in embarrassment.

'F-U-J-I-S-E-M-P-A-I.'

'Hn.'

'What are you doing?'

Fuji didn't reply, instead he took Ryoma's clothes and helped the young ace change. Ryoma turned beet red and went out of the dressing room as soon as Fuji finished changing HIS clothes.

When Ryoma stepped out of the room...

'Oh look, he is so cute...' a pink-haired lady giggled... while pointing at Ryoma's almost sexy appearance.

'He's more than cute, he's G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S' chirped a blue-haired one much to the chagrinof Ryoma who was currently wishing for his own death.

'Oh, there's another one...' sang a blonde girl while pointing at Fuji who was walking up towards Ryoma. The tensai smiled making the blonde faint.

Tezuka approached the two when the pink-haired girl screeched,

'Oh, gooddie, ther's three of them... oh such cuties.'

Tezuka frowned and said in his stoic manner,

'Let's go...' Ryoma and Fuji caught on to his firm tone and decided to follow their aptain as he stepped out of the department store.

But, wrong move...

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Oh, i'm sorry for stopping now...

Kyuubi04: Ne... it's so fun ruining Ryoma in his way...

Ryoma: Do I really have to wear that weird clothing?

Kyuubi04: Of course you do? And besides Fuji chose it not me...

Fuji: Saa... I really think that i's rather sexy...

Ryoma: Mada mada dane...

Tezuka: Will I loose all of my allowance?

Kyuubi04: I really do think that you should wait... (grins maniacally while turning back to Fuji)

Kyuubi04: Ne... Fuji-kun, can I have my card now...

Fuji: Here it is...

(Handing a sort of membership card with RSC written on it.)

Ryoma: RSC???

Kyuubi04: Yup, it's the abbreviation for the RUTHLESS SADISTS CLUB, I just signed up my application form from Fuji-kun...

(Tezuka and Ryoma sighs and walked out.)

Kyuubi04: By the way guys, hope you like this first chappie...Hehe, actually I planned it as a one-shot stroy but I just couldn't do it. Oh well, ja-ne.