This turned into a two shot because it doesn't really flow as just the Marco polo thing, but otherwise I couldn't have gotten much sasunaru in! Which is just not on people, it's just not on. Anyways, as a background type thing, the building they're in is one of my Uni buildings, and you can get that easily lost there's a facebook group dedicated to it. I'm taking potential students around it on Saturday, and just remembered how we told them last time to be careful, as it is extremely possible one of those doors may lead to Narnia. Which led to this.
I don't own Naruto, and the Marco polo-ness is dedicated to my sister. Cuz we're cool.
Chapter 1.
" Marco."
…silence…
" Marco."
…more silence…
" Sasuke! I already explained this to you!! We could get lost! It's a huge building! Marco!"
" Polo."
"Ah, found you!" Naruto exclaimed as he came out of a door and followed Sasuke as he stalked through the corridors.
" That wasn't the point, dobe. Have you found the room yet?"
" Oooh oooh no! But, but, guess what?"
Naruto didn't let his friend's silence stop him.
"I found this one door, and I went in it, 'cause I was curious, and it was amazing! As in, Lee style amazing! It was this cool world, Sasuke." Naruto babbled, hands waving excitedly as he tried to convey his experience. "And there were ninjas, and it was really sunny, and these big carved faces in a mountain, 'cause it was outside see? And there were ninjas!"
"Hn"
"There were! They were really cool! There was one who looked like Neji, only in a skirt thing, and he was twirling like a ballerina, only cooler, 'cause ballerinas aren't that cool…Ne, Sasuke?" The slight movement of Sasuke's head as they turned anther corner suggested to Naruto that, yes, the Uchiha agreed with him. "And, anyway, he was cool, and then there was someone like Lee a bit, and he was like HWAAA! Doing all these cool kicks and stuff!" Naruto paused here to demonstrate just how hwaaa he had been.
"Really."
"Yeah! And that's not the coolest! I was a ninja too! And I had these cool abilities, so if I shouted 'kage bunshin no jutsu!' loads of me appeared! Loads! So we could kick ass! I dunno what else you could use it for though…" Sasuke could…he smirked. "Although, wouldn't they be able to eat loads of ramen! Oh My God Sasuke!!"
Sasuke paused, concerned at the sudden panic in Naruto's voice.
"What if they ate all the ramen?!"
Sasuke's eyes narrowed slightly, and he continued walking.
"Naruto. They aren't real. Clearly you're delusional. Maybe you haven't had your daily ramen intake. Stop watching anime."
"Never! It was real! I'll show you!" Naruto stopped. He looked around at the identical doors and walls. He realised he'd been walking away from his new discovery. "Wait! It was back there…anou…how many corners did we take? Have we changed direction? Did we go down stairs? Sasuke! It was back there, up some stairs from that door I was behind when we were calling for each other! You're a tensai, can't you remember?!" He looked around wildly, seeing no Sasuke in the corridor. "Sasuke? Marco?...it was real…I know it was…and now I'll never get it back! Damn this place! Damn it to heck! Marco!"
"Wow! Naruto come quick!"
Not suspicious in the slightest, Naruto bounded forward, turning around the corner to find Sasuke holding a door open. Hope shined afresh!
"Look! It's Narnia!" Sasuke stated.
Naruto jumped forwards into the room, only to discover…his law lecture.
Awesome. With everyone looking at him. "Teme!" he growled.
