A/N: Yeah. Randomness. Just felt like.

For the record, L is MUCH smarter than Raito.


Whenever young Yagami went down town,

We people on the pavement looked at him:

He was a gentleman from sole to crown,

Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed

And he was always human when he talked

But still he fluttered pulses when he said,

"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was smart – yes, smarter than great L,

Had been admirably schooled in every grace:

In fine, we thought he was everything

To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,

And went without the meat, and cursed the bread:

And young Yagami, one calm summer night,

Went home and put a bullet through his head.