Because I Got High, The Batman version

To the tune of "Because I Got High" by Afroman

It's like, I don't care about Gotham man,

roll another blunt Alfred, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,

La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna train Robin today, but we got high

We were gonna spar all day, but we were too high

Now we're watching Half Baked, and I know why, yea heyy

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

Ivy got her plants in my house, before I got high

I was gonna harvest them for an ounce, but then I got high

Now we're both eating nachos , and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I lost my Batbelt and shit, cause I was high

I greened out in a ditch, cause I was real high

(La da da)

Some hobo stole my clothing, and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high

I was gonna tell Gordon that something's amuck, but I was high

Now I'm being hunted, and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

Bane was robbing a bank, but I got high

He smashed though the vault like a tank, and I was high

Now the city's bankrupt, and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go rescue Rachael, until I got high

I wasn't gonna let her die a death so painful, but then I got high

(La da da)

Now she's a blackened corpse, and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

The Joker put a bomb on a bus, before I got high

I was gonna find it, and kick his nuts, but I got high

34 people died, and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go save the world, until I got high

I was gonna get up, protect and serve, but then I got high

The world is still fucked up, and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

Well my name is Bruce Wayne, and my parents are dead

The trauma of watching them die fucked me in the head

(La da da)

Now I'm wearing a gimp suit, and pretending I fly (why man?) yea heyy,

- cause I got high

- cause I got high

- Because I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

Hey Robin, pack me a cone! *Rips bong*

I wonder if the gas station down the road has Cheetos...