Metal Gear Sex: By Ninjilla and Heavens

olga never came

so raiden was still trapped

and naked

then ninjilla came

and did naughty things to him

then raiden did the nin stance and teleported away

and into otacon's pants

So Otacon came

and spat ninjilla out

and ninjilla landed in the forest that is snakes pants

where heavens was living

and they got bandanas

Fatman appeared dressed as snakes penis, and smacked the 2 spies

his name was renamed to

CHubby

(as in BOONAR)

so fatman said

ITS TIME TO START THE PARTYYYYYY

so raiden took off his wig

and threw it into the crowd

where ocelot was

he yelled ARE YOU READY FOR MY HEAD

so president baker flew in

and stabbed raiden in the ass

with his sharp wires

so then ocelot came on stage

and was all

THIS GUN

IS THE BEST GUN EVER

and snake says oh

and fatman hits us out

then Grey Fox CUMS and stabs his bootay with his sword

and it becomes his paynis

and he names it

White BOI!

then CHubby meets his father

Getting A. Hardon

and his mother

Poopy Butt

Then the metal gears start to moo

and snake's like

METAL GEAR?!?!?!?!?

and then the colonel

was going crazy

Ya b! THAT LOOKS LIKE A SCISSOR TO ME! 61!

PURPLE SOMETHING FLAP JAW SOMETHING I NEED SCISSORS 61!!!!!!!!

FLAP JAW SPACE

then COlonel spanks snake

and tells him good job

and then miller comes in

and he lets down his hair

and takes off his glasses

and snake's all

OOOH I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY!

Then Liquid comes in

and throws hot tea on his paynis

and tells Ocelot to touch it ever so gently

but because hes sonic

his spines kill liquid

and chop off his wang

and liquids goes on

So now hes Liquid Hedgehog

with a funny wang

and Fatman gets jealous

and solid and liquid have a wang duel

and Big BOss comes in

with 2 wangs

and one eye

and kicks their asses

then slips on some pee on a bridge

and paramedic comes in and rose gets jealous and asks Jack if he knows what will happen in 7 days

and then Olga comes as a Ninja

and touches Grey Fox's wang

and because its an HF blade

its starts to super vibrate

and cut through him

then Metal gear Rex comes

and tenderly loves Raiden

while Tengu watches

so snake talks to raiden

and says you need protection

heres my cardboard box

so you don't get an std

but he does

cuz hes a bitch

and it's called

solidusidus

It weakens his nanos

so people hear him during codec calls

and his penis falls off

and causes you to have 4 tiny wangs

and then president johnson walks in

and says

i'm ready to face the consequences

and grabs raiden

then ocelot comes in

and shoots johnson

for touching his bitch

then fortune comes in

and whines

because her bitch was touched

and all she can do IS WHINE HER ARSE OFF

then vamp is all

5 today...or rather six bitches

and does ninja tricks

because he is hired as a ballerina

and he throws snake against a wall

and smells him

and he smells like old spice

and says

ahoy

and whistles

so Vamp rapes snake

and raiden rapes vamp

and fortune cries because her milk spilled off the taNKER

then Otacon comes in and is seduced by Raiden dressed as Otacons step mom

then he pisses himself

and has a name tag

that says BUTT

then emma comes in

and explodes

then the darpa cheif comes in

and says

YOU KNEW?!?!??!?!?!??!?!

and farts

then snake screams like a little girl

and says

NINJILLA IS STILL IN MY PANTS

and ninjilla jumps out

with a sword

and kills the darpa chief

and poos on his face

and ninjilla tells raiden it was a heart attack

then ocelot and raiden escape the cells

and ocelot is like

i'm gonna go

and raiden stares at his ass

which is very big

then psycho mantis comes in

and pulls ocelots controller

and reads his memory card

and says YOU SUCK AT GAMING NOOB

and pwns him hxc

and he says ooooh my sensitive spot!

so ocelot uses the best gun ever

and shoots mantis in the balls

and he's all like

take off my mask

and he does

and under it

was

snake

FIN