Metal Gear Sex: By Ninjilla and Heavens
olga never came
so raiden was still trapped
and naked
then ninjilla came
and did naughty things to him
then raiden did the nin stance and teleported away
and into otacon's pants
So Otacon came
and spat ninjilla out
and ninjilla landed in the forest that is snakes pants
where heavens was living
and they got bandanas
Fatman appeared dressed as snakes penis, and smacked the 2 spies
his name was renamed to
CHubby
(as in BOONAR)
so fatman said
ITS TIME TO START THE PARTYYYYYY
so raiden took off his wig
and threw it into the crowd
where ocelot was
he yelled ARE YOU READY FOR MY HEAD
so president baker flew in
and stabbed raiden in the ass
with his sharp wires
so then ocelot came on stage
and was all
THIS GUN
IS THE BEST GUN EVER
and snake says oh
and fatman hits us out
then Grey Fox CUMS and stabs his bootay with his sword
and it becomes his paynis
and he names it
White BOI!
then CHubby meets his father
Getting A. Hardon
and his mother
Poopy Butt
Then the metal gears start to moo
and snake's like
METAL GEAR?!?!?!?!?
and then the colonel
was going crazy
Ya b! THAT LOOKS LIKE A SCISSOR TO ME! 61!
PURPLE SOMETHING FLAP JAW SOMETHING I NEED SCISSORS 61!!!!!!!!
FLAP JAW SPACE
then COlonel spanks snake
and tells him good job
and then miller comes in
and he lets down his hair
and takes off his glasses
and snake's all
OOOH I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY!
Then Liquid comes in
and throws hot tea on his paynis
and tells Ocelot to touch it ever so gently
but because hes sonic
his spines kill liquid
and chop off his wang
and liquids goes on
So now hes Liquid Hedgehog
with a funny wang
and Fatman gets jealous
and solid and liquid have a wang duel
and Big BOss comes in
with 2 wangs
and one eye
and kicks their asses
then slips on some pee on a bridge
and paramedic comes in and rose gets jealous and asks Jack if he knows what will happen in 7 days
and then Olga comes as a Ninja
and touches Grey Fox's wang
and because its an HF blade
its starts to super vibrate
and cut through him
then Metal gear Rex comes
and tenderly loves Raiden
while Tengu watches
so snake talks to raiden
and says you need protection
heres my cardboard box
so you don't get an std
but he does
cuz hes a bitch
and it's called
solidusidus
It weakens his nanos
so people hear him during codec calls
and his penis falls off
and causes you to have 4 tiny wangs
and then president johnson walks in
and says
i'm ready to face the consequences
and grabs raiden
then ocelot comes in
and shoots johnson
for touching his bitch
then fortune comes in
and whines
because her bitch was touched
and all she can do IS WHINE HER ARSE OFF
then vamp is all
5 today...or rather six bitches
and does ninja tricks
because he is hired as a ballerina
and he throws snake against a wall
and smells him
and he smells like old spice
and says
ahoy
and whistles
so Vamp rapes snake
and raiden rapes vamp
and fortune cries because her milk spilled off the taNKER
then Otacon comes in and is seduced by Raiden dressed as Otacons step mom
then he pisses himself
and has a name tag
that says BUTT
then emma comes in
and explodes
then the darpa cheif comes in
and says
YOU KNEW?!?!??!?!?!??!?!
and farts
then snake screams like a little girl
and says
NINJILLA IS STILL IN MY PANTS
and ninjilla jumps out
with a sword
and kills the darpa chief
and poos on his face
and ninjilla tells raiden it was a heart attack
then ocelot and raiden escape the cells
and ocelot is like
i'm gonna go
and raiden stares at his ass
which is very big
then psycho mantis comes in
and pulls ocelots controller
and reads his memory card
and says YOU SUCK AT GAMING NOOB
and pwns him hxc
and he says ooooh my sensitive spot!
so ocelot uses the best gun ever
and shoots mantis in the balls
and he's all like
take off my mask
and he does
and under it
was
snake
FIN
