Note: Ha ha haaaa! Can anyone guess how many hours I've been up now? If anyone likes it I'll add more.
Director: Okay, and, rolling! Big important Maya scene, Rue's story, take one!
Doll Master: In that case, I would suggest this: Why not leave the relic in our custody?
Maya: -Stunned- What do you mean?
Doll Master: I mean, we should unlock the seal to the relic. Why take the risk of it falling into the wrong hands? It would be safer in our hands. We can use the Prima Doll to unlock the seal. The doll's pertrification can be removed with the Book of Cosmos. What do you think, Your Highness?
Maya: I can't believe what I'm hearing! Our duty is to prevent the relic from ever returning to this world!
Doll Master: But Your Highness-
Trap Master: Dude! She said no, now let it go!
Mode Master: Yeah I mean come on, do you ever do -anything- that doesn't in some way have to do with that stupid relic?
Doll Master: ...I take care of my spice garden.
(Later on, same scene)
Psycho Master: What now, my lord?
Doll Master: Isn't it obvious? We find new costume makers, this thing makes me look gay.
Psycho Master: What are you complaining about? -Pulls at shirt- Who thought purple would be a good idea?
Trap Master: ...My back is really startin' to hurt, man...
Director: Cut! Someone get Narcius a back brace!
(Later scene with Rue chasing Mode Master/Claire all over)
Rue: Claire!
Claire/MM: Rue... I'm so glad to see you. -Holds her arms out for a hug. Rue runs towards her then...-
Psycho Master: Zzzz...
Claire/MM: ...Psycho Master, wake up!
Psycho Master: ...Hm? What?
Claire/MM: Hey! This is the church scene! Wake up now!
Psycho Master: Whose bright idea was it to do this at four in the morning?
(Same scene, after the battle)
Psycho Master: Excellent. Your powers are extraordinary. My Master will be most pleased.
Rue: Let her go! Come on!
Psycho Master: If you wish to save her, come to the tower by the lake. My Master is expecting you. Good Evening. -Starts to vanish, drops Claire/MM- Oops... Sorry!
Claire/MM: X.X
Director: ...Okay, no more four A.M. shots.
(At the Tower of Maya)
Rue: Runs in, then whips around as the doors slam shut behind him !?
Trap Master: Hey! Wassup, fool! Baited like a dumb fish that you are.
Rue: Trap Master! You're one of them!
Trap Master: No Rue! I am your father!
Rue: ...What?
(Later, same scene)
Trap Master: Alright, my job's done. I'm outta here.
Rue: -Turns around hopefully-
Trap Master: Don't even think about escaping! I rigged this door with a little surprise. -Begins to flicker- You got no choice but- -Trap explodes under him- ...Make up!
(Big Claire/MM revealed scene)
Rue: Claire! ... I still can't believe it...I've missed you so much. Come on. Let's go home. -Looks around as someone blows their nose into a tissue-
Duke: That... That's so emotional! -Blows nose again, cries loudly-
Claire/MM: You're not even in this scene! Get outta here!
