Lip Gloss
Draco Malfoy: Hey Hermione. Can I kiss you?
Hermione Granger: No.
Draco: Why not?
Hermione: Your lips stink, like, really bad.
Draco: What? I don't. I actually gloss my lips – wait, er, oops.
Hermione: YOU GLOSS YOUR LIPS?!
Draco: !#%#*#
Hermione: And what flavour lip gloss is that?
Draco: Well, strawberries. And wait – how do you even know my lips stink?
Hermione: Erm, I smelled it?
Draco: You actually went near to my face to smell it?
Hermione: Well, NO! I smelled it far away. Far far away...
Draco: I bet the lovely smell of strawberries wasn't that strong...
Hermione: Yeah I guess. Well I went near you, okay?
Draco: When was that? Why didn't I know?
Hermione: You... were sleeping.
Draco: Of course I did. When?
Hermione: By... the lake. Erm, listen Ferret, don't get mad! I charmed you with this Sleeping spell...
Draco: That's really sweet! (leans in to kiss Hermione)
Hermione: And so is your lip gloss.
A/N: Seriously... I don't even know what is this. I wrote it in about five minutes, and yeah it's a silly drabble.
