Lip Gloss


Draco Malfoy: Hey Hermione. Can I kiss you?

Hermione Granger: No.

Draco: Why not?

Hermione: Your lips stink, like, really bad.

Draco: What? I don't. I actually gloss my lips – wait, er, oops.

Hermione: YOU GLOSS YOUR LIPS?!

Draco: !#%#*#

Hermione: And what flavour lip gloss is that?

Draco: Well, strawberries. And wait – how do you even know my lips stink?

Hermione: Erm, I smelled it?

Draco: You actually went near to my face to smell it?

Hermione: Well, NO! I smelled it far away. Far far away...

Draco: I bet the lovely smell of strawberries wasn't that strong...

Hermione: Yeah I guess. Well I went near you, okay?

Draco: When was that? Why didn't I know?

Hermione: You... were sleeping.

Draco: Of course I did. When?

Hermione: By... the lake. Erm, listen Ferret, don't get mad! I charmed you with this Sleeping spell...

Draco: That's really sweet! (leans in to kiss Hermione)

Hermione: And so is your lip gloss.


A/N: Seriously... I don't even know what is this. I wrote it in about five minutes, and yeah it's a silly drabble.