Sorry if this isn't accurate to reality. It's just things I've been told about Bush.

I await Republican flames.

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Sailor Bush Theme Song Lyrics

(sung to the tune of the Japanese Sailor Moon theme song)

I'm not sorry I'm a stupid president

Being the stupidest is my dream

I'm super duper paranoid

I think I'll invade Iraq right now.

I make U.S. citizens cry

Telephoning about me sadly at midnight.

Because I'm so stupid, what should I do?

My heart is 1 square centimer wide.

Guided by the dumbness of Chenney

I'll be his puppet again and again

Carl Rove fortells the future

of the '04 election

I'm the ruler of this land

And I don't care about you

Anyone who's actually smart,

I don't care about you!