Oh, oh, lucky her, Icecloud was going to pull prank calls on people tonight with her best buddy Foxleap.

Tonight, Foxleap promised her she could play prank calls- with him! Not alongside, watching, but actually do a call or two! Of course, she'd done them before. But always the old, "Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!" and now Foxleap could show her what he knew.

"Darling sister-o-mine!" Her brother called from the family living room. "Ready?"

"Ready is my middle name!" Icecloud chimed quickly, racing over to her brother, who stood at the home telephone, grinning evilly. Icecloud was glad, that for once, she wasn't the target in these pranks.

Foxleap fixed her a look. "I thought it was Penelope."

Glaring at Foxleap, Icecloud sighed. "Get on with it."

"Alrighty, now Mom and Dad are out at dinner," Foxleap reported, "Birchfall is out mooning after Whitewing, and Spiderleg is out probably hooking up with Daisy and dumping her again. Hollykit and Larchkit are in the daycare thing-ma-jober, and Shrewpaw is off with a friend or something."

Icecloud sighed. "I know all this." Foxleap went through this every night after her parents left.

He grinned. "Do you? Or do you not?"

The white-haired girl decided she wasn't going to let Foxleap play with her brain like that. Crossing her arms, she sighed again. "Let's do this."

Her ginger-haired brother rubbed his hands together gleefully. "Oh, this will be fun!" He typed in ten numbers to the phone- 555, 555, 5555. Icecloud giggled- she had always wondered who lived there.

Foxleap flicked it to speaker phone. His sister listened in anticipation, wiggling her fingers.

There was a series of clicks, and then what sounded to be a middle-aged lady answered the phone. "Hello?" came the rasping croak.

"My dear, dear, Maria!" Foxleap gasped dramatically, clutching his chest, even if the lady couldn't see him. "I'm so so so sorry I abandoned you last night, dearie!"

It took every single last bit of Icecloud's strengths to hold back her giggles. She was rolling on the ground, silent laughing, and it looked like she was having a spasm. Her brother was chuckling too, but quietly to himself.

"Who are you?" The other voice declared, obviously bewildered.

Foxleap gasped loudly. "Maria DeFlesko, how could you forget me?! It is I, Sir Bobbers the Third! We were at a restaurant, chowing down on a delicious meal of my favourite shrimp. Then, a dear fellow asked me if I wanted to help him with something! So, I left, and did not come back, leaving you all alone! Better you than me, anyways."

Now it was so difficult that Icecloud burst out laughing. She couldn't help it. Foxleap snickered to himself. Icecloud slapped her hands over her mouth in order to not ruin the prank.

The woman on the other line shouted through the phone. "Look, you have a wrong number, you arrogant brat! You shouldn't even bother apologizing after what you did to her!"

"A wrong number? I fear not," Foxleap, or 'Sir Bobbers the Third' thundered. "Beautiful, darling Maria, next time, do so humbly stay with me next time, instead of watching my wonderful backside go away. I assure you, I am much more handsome in the front side."

Icecloud roared with laughter. The lady's voice trembled. "Is this a prank call? I swear this is a prank call."

"Oh, dearie me!" Foxleap sighed, his voice so convincing Icecloud could've believed he was Sir Bobbers the Third. "I must. Thank you for your time, fair maiden, and do cook up a bath. I can smell your dreadfulness through the phone."

"WHY, YOU-" But the lady never finished. Foxleap slammed down the phone and rolled backwards, giggling hysterically. Icecloud was even worse. When the two finished laughing a good few minutes later, Foxleap grinned at his sister.

"THAT," He announced, "Is how you do a prank call."

Icecloud grinned back. "As you say, Sir Bobbers the Third."

And welcome to my latest story! This will be short, sweet, and hopefully brighten your day. This chapter is almost identical to Chapter 14 is Warriors One-Shots, but I am continuing it and making it longer here. Hope you enjoyed :)

~Dutchess Frost