Ravenpaw: hello starshine the earth says hello

Everyone in thunderclan camp: O.o

Dustpaw: what in starclan is he doing here

Darkstripe: yeah aren't you supposed to be dead

Ravenpaw: umm yeah… but I miraculously came back to life

Barley: Tada!! throws confetti

Cloudkit: heeeeey who are you guys?

Ravenpaw: I'm Ravenpaw

Dustpaw: you mean Stupidpaw

Ravenpaw: no he's a riverclan cat

Cloudpaw: oh okay turns to barley and who are you

Barley: I'm your worst nightmare glares at cloudpaw

Cloudpaw: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of camp*

Tigerclaw: enters camp what the hell

Cloudpaw: comes back oooooooohhhhhh you said a bad word

Fireheart: enters camp with dead dragon hey guys look what I caught

Everyone: XP

Ravenpaw: hi fireheart smiles at fireheart

Barley: HEY ONLY I GET THOSE SMILES

Dustpaw: sheesh jealous much?

Barley: WHAT! I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!

Dustpaw: backs away I was only joking

Barley: …

Dustpaw: …

Fireheart: notices ravenpaw O-O

Tigerclaw: what's wrong my lov- I mean my worst enemy

Fireheart: points to ravenpaw THAT

Tigerclaw: what about that?

Fireheart: he-he

Tigerclaw: he what?

Fireheart: HE STOLE MEH COOKIE

Everyone: GASP

Graystripe: enters camp hey guys what'd I miss

Tigerclaw: ignores graystripe HE WILL PAY

Ravenpaw: EEEK Barley, help me

Barley: nah you're on your own this time leaves camp

Whitestorm: hello everyone

Graystripe: O MY GAH

Whitestorm: I wish I were a bird

Graystripe: do you want to end up like the pile of fresh-kill?

Whitestorm: T.T …no

Tigerclaw: didn't your mother ever tell you not to steal other's cookies?

Ravenpaw: no pout yesh T.T

Tigerclaw, Darkstripe, Longtail, and Dustpaw: we'll give 10 seconds to run

Ravenpaw: AHHHHHH *runs for life*

Tigerclaw, Darkstripe, Longtail, and Dustpaw: chases after Ravenpaw

Bluestar: wakes up from nap what did I miss?

Sandpaw: Nothing much