CALL OF DUTY: THE CALL ANSWER
BY ARTYOM SOKOLOV
Author's Note: This fanfic is bad on purpose. If it makes no sense then I did my job.
John work an army place. He had nickname. It was a Soap because his eyes wer white as soap. One day in army place he met Gaz who was also worked in army place. He told John how to shoot weapon.
"Soap" said Gaz "Knit the watermelon"
So Soap did. He did good job. He and Gaz pat backs. Then two walk to other part of army place where there was CPATIN PRICE. Price had beard and was best army guy in world.
Price said, "Today we go kill the bad guys!"
"Who is bad guys?" asked Soap.
Price look serious. "The commanists"
Every army guy gasps. "First we go on boat to kill commanists" said Prise
Then they go on helicopter to ocean and then they find boat. All of the army guys went on boat like batman and they kill idiot commanists.
"WAIT" yelled Gaz. "I smell bomb"
They look round and found big bomb. Soap gets the writing stuff when suddenly the boat hit ice berg. All of army guys run away like little gurls for there lifes. Later they all go home in army place. Price got email. It was from Nikolai, their commanist friend who was not commanists but who good. Price went to everyone.
"We must go save Nikolai!" yelled out Price.
"Yeah!" yelled Soap.
"Soap, I am good proud of you"
Soap was stunned "Thanks boss" yelled Soap with excite. All armies go on helicopter to Russia to save Nikolai. There was battle between good guys and commanists so army guys where screwed. But they found Nikolai and ran away. Then there was A MISSILE. It shoot down helicopter and half army guys died. Weapon lie everywhere.
"Pick up weapon" said Price. So all they did.
"What now?" asked Gaz
"Time for them to pay teh Price"
TO BE CONTINUED
