Hello! This is my first one-shot. Someone told me in a review of my other story (Levy's Terror, please check that out!) that I can write one-shots for extra practice. Fanfiction is so addicting to write, so I'm writing this story.

Thank You! Review please

GAJEEL POV:

"HEY! BRATS!" the old man roared. I didn't like where this was going already,-perverted master.

"WE GOT OUR OWN BATHHOUSE AT THE GUILD!"

"What?!" when did the stupid man have time-

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Seriously perverted master.

Everybody in the crowd of idiots cheered-

How the fuck was this a good idea?

I wasn't looking forward to what bothers this bathhouse made personally for the guild would bring.

-Tch.

TIME SKIP:

And now-we were in the men's section of this new "bathhouse."

If it can even be called a fucking "bathhouse" anymore.

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They should have called this damned place a peeping room for men.

This is all because of that excuse of an old man.

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We could hear everything the girls were saying.

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The master created a fucking special peeping hole for the men.

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But I had enough sense to stop all those perverts from looking through, by threatening them and closing the hole with some iron.

The problem was, you could still fucking hear them.

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I guess there was nothing i could do about that now though...

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I was stuck in this sorry excuse for a so called "bathhouse." Stuck just sitting there, forced to listen to the girls conversation when-

"Lucy, is it true that Natsu fondled your boobs more than one time?!" It was Cana. Every guy shrieked, perverts.

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A shriek.

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Some dirty jokes from Cana, and then...

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"Stop talking about breast size in front of me!"

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It was Levy...

"Why do you have to rub it in my face all the frikin' time!" She was shouting and all the guys became silent.

"Why do you rub it in my face that my boobs are fucking smaaaaaaallll! AAARRGGHHH!" Then, we heard stomping.

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"She left..." one of the girls whispered.

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Maybe I should go after her... I felt kinda bad

"I'm going." I finally said, after a couple moments of silence.

TIME SKIP:

"Shrimp!" I shouted, already back in the guild.

"What..." I heard someone whisper.

It was Levy.

"Don't worry about your fucking breast size!" I shouted, to make my point clear.

"WHAT?!" I saw Levy jump up from one of the tables and point her finger at me. Her face was red.

"H-h-h-h-h-ho-how d-d-did you f-f-fi-find out about that?!" She yelled.

"The master created that stupid 'bathhouse' how do you think?"

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"Oh."

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"Also, I prefer your fucking breast size than those D-cups..." I murmured, before running out of the guild, she's probably redder than humanly possible...

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