A/N: This fanfic takes place the summer after Kim's senior year, assuming that the events of "Graduation part I and II" did not happen (Kim and Ron did date up to this point in the KP timeline).
Warning: This story is a mature KiGo FemSlash, so if you are opposed to hot lesbian sex, please choose this time to press the backspace button. =P
Summary: In much need of a break from missions, Kim wins a trip on a singles cruise in California, unaware of the tantalizing influence of female beauties, specifically her very green roommate and the troubles to come aboard Sappho's Love...
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Alicia Strange
Chapter 1: Gimme a Break
"Crap," muttered an anxious and sexually frustrated woman of her mid forties. Anne Possible was a usually relaxed woman. Despite being a brain surgeon, she exhibited very little frustrations with most things in life, with her job and family. Unfortunately, today she was feeling rather aggravated. She had some special plans with her adoring husband while the twins were at space camp and Kim away on a mission, and just when she brought out the book Oprah named "the sexiest guide to O-tastic lovemaking," she heard a very distinct, "Mom, Dad, I'm home," from downstairs.
An instant moment of shock prevented the couple from moving a muscle, but was then preceded by a frantic fury of untangling arms as the Possible parents quickly dressed. A knock from outside the bedroom door caused Anne to jump and her husband to hide as she called out "Just a minute Kimmie-cub!" while she fixed her hair in the vanity mirror. After a brief onceover, she exhaled, and opened the door.
"Hey Kim, back already?" said the Possible matriarch to her hero daughter, whom appeared slightly disheveled, and covered in white powder.
The smaller redhead eyed the older woman's appearance suspiciously before returning her eyes to meet her mother's. "No big, just Drakken and Shego, again. And this," she motioned to her clothes, "is baby powder. Don't ask. I'll tell you the story when Dad's around so I don't have to repeat it. Speaking of which, where is Dad? His car is here."
Anne Possible cleared her throat and coughed, knowing very well that lying was not a family trait, as her blush made her face feel hot with embarrassment. "Oh your father? He's in the shower. Kind of tired from work like I am. I'm going down stairs to start dinner in a bit and then your father and I are going to bed," said the elder woman with a smile, hoping her daughter would hurry off to her room soon. As luck would have it, Kim got the hint and did just that. With her teen daughter out of sight, she closed the door and neared the bathroom.
"James, Kim's gone, you can come out now," Anne called to her husband as she leaned on the door. With no reply, she opened the door, only to be captured in a soapy embrace.
"It's more fun in here, Annie," said her husband in a husky voice as he led his wife in the shower, fully clothed. Anne giggled like she was nineteen again, and playfully hit his shoulder before pulling away.
"Fine, you win Dear, but we need to do something about Kim. With the twins gone and Ronald in Japan, I'm afraid Kimmie-cub is just going to sit here all summer and we won't have more of these moments," his wife coyly confessed as she gripped a very hard part of his anatomy.
James moaned softly as he leaned his forehead onto Anne's, his arms encircling her waist. "Yessss, I agree Honey, but let's save this conversation for dinner. Right now, we got ourselves a sitch," he laughed and she pulled the shower curtain close.
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"So, basically Drakken attempted to create some kind of age reversal ray, hoping to revert me back to infancy, but it backfired and hit Shego instead. I know it's weird, but Baby Shego was so cute! She wasn't green though, so she looked just like any other grumpy baby to me. I left as soon as she called me 'Mama' and made a 'poo poo'," laughed the teen hero as she scooped another spoonful of corn into her mouth.
"What about that white stuff from earlier?" asked an amused James, who kept glancing over to his wife in understanding. She blushed slightly, and returned her husband's look with one of her own. Oblivious to the interaction, Kim continued her story.
"Oh yeah, um, that was baby powder. While fighting Shego, Drakken dumped a huge tube of baby powder on us to initiate the age reversal ray," the young redhead managed. Had her parents not been too interested in their silent conversation, they would have noticed her hesitation and fidgeting. She couldn't get what happened earlier out of her head.
Anne decided to ignore her husband's immature behavior and probed her intention bluntly. "Well, we're proud of you, Kimmie-cub, and because you've been working so hard, your father and I think you need a break".
"A break?" repeated Kim, putting down her spoon and reaching for her drink. Where is she going with this?
"Yes, Kim, a break, a vacation, time off from missions, just for a bit. We were thinking about sending you to Nana's this month," replied her father, who had trouble cutting his steak. Ever the surgeon, his wife took out a scalpel and fork, leaned over and sliced the meat nicely, smirking at James before continuing his dialogue. "Or, if you have something else you want to do, you can. I know Ronald is at that Yamanouchi school in Japan, perhaps you can visit him?" asked Anne.
Kim choked on her drink, and quickly grabbed a napkin to cover her mouth. After clearing her throat, she said, "Well, Mom, you know Ron and I have been trying to patch things up with our relationship. I think this break away from him might be good to realize what's important—what I want from him. You know? I don't really want to go to Florida because of the weather, but can I think about it?"
"Yes, of course dear. Just let us know by this weekend, okay?" Anne smiled, avoiding James's gaze as she started a new conversation about the weather.
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"Can you believe it Mon? A break? Me? I don't know," the redhead told her best friend on the phone while sprawled out on her bed.
"But Kim, think about it, girl. Think of the major hotties soaking up the sun! I'm sure it won't be that bad," commented Monique, who kept squealing at the idea of shirtless beach boys in the sunshine state.
"Monique, have you been to Florida? Most men are over the age of 50 and balding. So not what I'm into," scuffed the redhead, who reached over to her clock radio and tuned the station until she heard one of her favorite songs.
"Really Kim? I had no idea. Seriously though, you need to do something fun. Let Global Justice do the crime fighting for a bit and enjoy yourself, girl, because soon, it'll be time to get your study on!" reminded her friend.
"Crap, I forgot about starting college in the fall. Yeah, maybe you're right Mon. I'll look into it. Hey, I'm going to bed soon, so I'll talk to ya tomorrow. Goodnight," Kim said as she ended the call and rolled over on her stomach. She turned her attention to the song currently playing and began to sing along.
No matter gay, straight, or bi,
lesbian, transgendered life,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to survive.
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to be brave.
As the song faded to an end, the radio host took over. Had Kim known what was to come, she might have turned the radio off right then.
"That was Lady Gaga with "Born This Way." I gotta tell you, I've never seen gays dance so enthusiastically to a song in my life. Too fun! Speaking of fun, it's that time again: Ladies, come out and join us on Spectrum 96.9's annual singles cruise from Cabo, Mexico to Santa Barbara, California. This two week cruise features luxury spas, four-star restaurants, and fine clubs with DJs Sydney Blu, Miss Kitten, MINX, and Lisa Lashes performing. And for one lucky girl tonight, this will all be free! For the tenth person to call this number…" Kim had the numbers pressed before the host had a chance to repeat them. She waited anxiously as the phone rang through once, twice, three times, and—"Congratulations caller number 10, this is Sammy Slice on Spectrum 96.9. What's your name, lovely?"
Kim was in complete shock that she failed to answer the host. After asking once more, she found her voice and replied in a half-whisper, "Yes, um, Kim".
Sammy Slice laughed oddly, and asked, "Are you ready to get your cruise on, Kim because it looks like you've just won! Next week, you'll be partying with a bunch of singles in Mexico and Cali!"
"Spankin'! This beats going to Florida with my Nana," Kim found herself saying, receiving banter of laughter from the host.
"Okay, Kim. Stay on the line and we'll have the information for you. Congrats, lovely!" He said, and then the line was dispatched to another person with more information on the cruise. So overwhelmed with winning, Kim missed half of the information, and failed to hear a few very important details.
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"DRAKKENNNN!" growled an angry green woman covered in white powder.
"Shego! I told you I was sorry. It was an accident!" exclaimed the blue-hued scientist as he ran from the pale woman in a green catsuit who was chasing him throughout the lair, throwing lime plasma blasts in his direction. Ducking under a table, Dr. Drakken cowered into the fetal position and shook with fear.
"Shego, I—I, oh just tell me what to do to make up for turning you into a baby? I did change you back within an hour before—" the blue man began, but Shego threw the table aside and gathered an impressive amount of plasma in her hands as she inched closer to him.
"Before I shit myself and called Kimmie 'Mama'? No way, Drakken. You really fucked up this one, you idiot!" she roared and kicked him into his computer dashboard. He recovered and held his hands up, withdrawing a handkerchief from his pocket and waved it around.
"Okay, Shego, let's make a deal. How 'bout I up your pay by 10%?" Another growl. "20%?" Another blast. "Gahhhhh! Okay! 40% and all the Coco-Moo you can drink?" cried the doctor, awaiting the pain ahead with a squint, only to be surprised with none. He looked up at the enraged woman and sensed an understanding.
"Deal. But I want a 100K up front and a month off. I can't take this shit right now. I need a fucking vacation!" She screamed in his face, and turned on her heel toward her room.
Dr. Drakken got up and dusted himself off before realizing he needed that money to front his latest invention. "Uh, Shego, I don't think 100K really—" he managed to say when another plasma blast hit him in the knee, "Never mind!" he shouted as he watched his sidekick disappear.
Shego slammed the door to her room and plopped down on her bed, amercing herself in the black satin sheets.
Stupid Madman. Seriously, a baby ray? What the hell was he thinking? At least he didn't change himself and expect me to wipe his ass. He sure as hell didn't wipe mine. And with Kimmie there too! God, I could just kill him!
Shego groaned and reached for her iPhone, turning on her favorite radio station, only to get commercials, one of which advertised the perfect fix for her much needed break.
More to come!
