Dylan: Well everyone, today we have a special treat! Greece and Turkey are going to be doing this together since Turkey dropped in unexpectedly!
Me: I hate you Dylan.
Dylan: (Snicker) Sorry Greece, it's for your own good.
Genii: (Passed out asleep on the floor).
Dylan: Sorry it's so short. Didn't have any actuall questions so made a few up. Some sexual themes, mostly yoai ones.
Warnings: Language, mild yoai, and any other shit Dylan comes up with.
Turkey smiled at me.
Can I punch him now?
"So, what's this thing about anyway?"
I glared and leaned back. "Ask the blond with a clipboard." I said snappily.
Dylan stuck his tongue out at me. "Stop it or we'll play seven minutes in heaven."
I narrowed my eyes. "No way."
He smiled. "Yes way, Greece-eh!"
I crossed my arms and pouted.
"Okay, first question is for Turkey."
Turkey nodded his acceptance.
"Was Greece a cute brat or a well behaved adorable ball of sleepy sunshine when he was a kid?"
Turkey raised an eyebrow at the question. "Brat. Always with the I wanna go home! and the You bastard I wanna go home!"
I glared. "Old man." I mumbled grumpily, turning my shoulder to him.
"Kid." He replied, leaning back against the couch.
"Okay, Greece..." Dylan started.
This better not piss me off.
"Except for not letting you go home and the arguing and fighting was Turkey a pretty good parental figure?"
"He was a creep." I answered. "But I guess he did take good care of us."
Turkey was wearing that shit eating grin. I could feel it.
"Turkey, if you could take over any country who would it be and why?"
"Greece because it pisses the brat off."
I growled.
Dylan laughed. "I knew there was a reason I wanted you to be here."
I want to kill both of them.
"Gamí̱sou [Fuck You]." I grumbled angrily.
"Pussy cat." Dylan jeered. "Next question, if you and Turkey had sex who would top?"
My eyes got wide and I blushed.
He glanced over at Turkey. "Was this question needed at all? I'm not sure I want to know the answer."
Turkey's grin widened. "Name of the game."
I glared over at him. "I really can't imagine either of us getting topped by choice."
"That wasn't the question."
"I don't give a shit." I spat.
Dylan sighed. "Turkey is older and taller so let's just say he would and move on to the next question."
He looked thoughtful. "For the fan girls: Naughtiest thing you ever caught Greece doing."
I blushed bright red.
"Sex. Can't remember who with."
I do. Not saying who though.
Dylan sighed. "That's it for questions today see you next time."
