Michael puton his old fashioned shoes. "I'm going on a date with Star tonight," he said.
Then he got on his old fashioned, hippy coat, and hippy earrings. Then he went out of his old fashioned house. He went to the vampire cave.
Hi, Star," he said, to Star.
"Hi, Michael."
"Are you ready to go on our Date? Edward and Bella are coming too."
"Okay," Star said, in her stupid, air head voice.
They went to a restaurant. "Hey, Michael," Star said.
"What?"
"Are you embarrassed in front of Edward and Bella? They're new fashioned and we're not."
"Well, it's not our fault that their movie came out 21 years after ours!"
Star started to cry. "I wish we were cool again! We're so old fashioned! I hate being old fashioned!"
"I know. Edward and Bella are so cool. We're not."
"Oh well, maybe they won't notice that we're old fashioned."
Just then, the restaurant door opened, and Edward and Bella came in.
