This is a short series I will be starting. It will include what I believe the members of the Akatsuki would be doing if they had real jobs in the real world. All characters belong to their original owners. Enjoy!


In a business office somewhere, a man in a dark cloak sits at a desk staring at some paperwork. There is a pile about four inches thick and he had only gotten through the first few pages. He had to read over it and send in a proposal by the end of the day. He sat in a small cubicle decorated with a few pictures of his once living family, and one of his younger, annoying brother. He silently thought to himself 'I never asked for this' as he flipped through the pages. Through the eyes of the average worker, this was stressful and took a considerable amount of time to complete. Luckily, the man who had the papers saw them through his sharingan and managed to complete and thoroughly summarize the papers within an hour. At the front of the room, a man with gray hair and a face mask stood up and said "Mr. Uchiha, we have a meeting in fifteen minutes. Please get your things ready." "Yes boss" Replied the worker as he put hid papers into a folder in his desk cabinet. Damn you Kakashi.