tumblr and the bench by me ponce along the grime there was a tumblrtard named freddyxsasuke97 an she was like a frillion ponds in wait an had broo coloreled hairs so she satted on the binch in the prak an began writting her doctoring whoof fanfiction when an 8chan walked in an he was waring a pitcher of hotwheels on his shirt becas hes a fukn kike but his name was anthony bobbert onfag but his franz call him anon becas hes coll like that he sat on the banch an tipped his mad gains of pure fat an sed 'fukn scrub riting fanficterins u foggat' an she got triggered 'HOW DARE YOU SAY BAD THING ABOUT GAY MAN I SMASH' so she took out her custom designed homstarck purse an remoofed her finn swort an schmacked his weenie 'oh yes slabbit somore' he sed as he tiped his fedora and took out his physical copy of deus ex 'pliss maig me cum on my dongleydoo' but she becam red as a beet 'NO I HATE WHIT PPL NO DON'T PULL DAT OUT DAT GAEM IS MIGONISYST BECUS FRITO SARKEESPIAN SED SO' so she ran the fuck out the window somehow bescwause they war apprelently indors park an ran down the stret but form her set she left a poo an den anon got a hart on 'oh boy howdy das muh fetish' so he cut off his left nut an spread it all over the poo an died from bloodloos simce he's fucking reterded an shit so that's why this bench is improtant the end
