Title: Mind Rape
Author: TheDashingRainbowViper (Carina)
Summary: This is just all the little situations where my muses tends to pop-up at the weirdest times, and mind rape me!
A/N: Ever since I got into writing and reading slash, my muses have been evolving in my head, and now they've taken a life on their own. And because recently there's been a few situations where I've tended to zone out, and my muses have therefore visited me more often then usual, and I thought, why not just write it down, so that's what I'm going to do with this fic. There will be more chapters because whenever my muses attacks my brain I'm going to write it down for you guys:)
Watching the 2011 MTV Movie Awards...
Me: This is so boring compared to the previous years!
Randy-muse: Yeah it really is! Everything has gotten so predictable with Twilight winning everything...
Me: Yeah. Even though I'm a huge fan, it still takes the excitement of the whole show.
Adam-muse: Hey guys, what are you guys watching?
Me: The Movie Awards, wanna join us?
Adam-muse: Yeah sure *moves to sit down*
Me: BUT! Before you do, go find Jeffy for me? *smiles innocently*
Adam-muse: *glares at me* Why?
Me: *smiling innocently* I want some skittles *smiles sheepishly*
Adam-muse: *huffs* fine... *goes to find Jeffy*
Jeff-muse: Hey guys! *plops down besides Randy-muse*
Me: Hey Jeffers! Wait, Addy just went looking for ya... *shrugs* Oh well... Do you have some skittles? *smiles*
Jeff-muse: Of course! I always have some to share with you *smiles and gives me a pack of skittles*
Randy-muse: *pouts* What about me?
Jeff-muse: Idk... You're hot? *shrugs and eats his skittles*
Me: *snickering*
Randy-muse: Well... Yeah I am! So why haven't you got any skittles for me?
Jeff-muse: *not paying attention to Randy-muse* Idk... You're hot? *shrugs and watches the Movies Awars*
Me: *laughs* I really need to finish the fic I have about you guys!
Jeff-muse: Yeah that's running a little slow isn't it?
Randy-muse: Yeah it is... Any intentions on finishing it soon?
Me: *cowers a little* Well I'm in the middle of my final exams, and I have a lot of other shit to take care of!
Randy/Jeff-muse: So? *raises their eyebrows*
Me: And I put that before writing fics!
Cody-muse: So you aren't going to finish the one with me and Randy either? *pouts*
Me: Yeah I am, just not now!
Cody-muse: Chill' I was just asking!
Me: Yeah well I don't have time to do all this shit right now! And this is like the first break I've had in helluva long time, so excuse me for wanting to sit and watch the goddamn crappy MTV Movie Awards, but if you could just leave me alone for a little while, then I might just get a helluva more stuff done! And for the record I *looks to the screen*
All muses: *looks to the screen and gasps*
Me: OMFG are Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattionson making out? Holly hell that's hot!
Cody/Jeff-muse: *drooling*
Randy-muse: *licking his lips, and sporting a hard-on*
Adam-muse: *walking in* I couldn't fin... Hey, you're right here? *sees the looks in all of our faces* What's going on?
Jeff-muse: Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson just made out!
Adam-muse: *jaw drops* What the hell? And I missed it ARGH! *points to me* YOU!
Me: *jumps* What?
Adam-muse: You made me go to find Jeffers, and that means I missed that hot make-out session, which means YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT! AAARGHHH *chases after me with Hunters sledgehammer*
Me: ARGH shit! *runs away*
Hunter-muse: Hey give me back my sledgehammer you stupid Canadian!
Adam-muse: *turns towards Hunter* There's. Nothing. Wrong. With. Being. Canadian.
Hunter-muse: *cowers away* SHAWN HELP MEEEE! *runs away from Adam*
Adam-muse: *chasing after Hunter-muse*
Me: Well... At least he's leaving me alone... *sits down again*
Randy/Cody/Jeff-muse: *glaring at me*
Me: *sighs* What now?
Jeff-muse: So... Are you going to finish those stories? *tries to be intimidating*
Me: *giggles* Jeffers hunny, let others be intimidating *smiles*
Jeff-muse: *pouts*
Randy-muse: So... *starts advancing toward me*
Me: GAH! Keep away from me stupid muses! *runs off and hides in a closet*
Jay-muse: Hey!
Me: GAH! What are you doing here?
Jay-muse: Hiding *snickers*
Me: *confused* From who?
Jay-muse: Evan, we're playing hide-and-seek.
Me: Really Jay? Reeeeally?
Jay-muse: ...You've been hanging around Mike to much...
Me: *sighs* I know... But I'm thinking about using him for a fic, so I kinda need him around...
Jay-muse: Yeah well.. It's not healthy!
Me: *sighs* Trust me... I know!
Evan-muse: *opens closet door* AHA! Found you Jay-Jay!
Jay-muse: Damn... I lost... *pouts*
Evan-muse: Aw don't be sad Jay-Jay *hugs Jay* Wanna go steal something from Matt's candy stash?
Jay-muse: *get's up* Hell yeah!
Me: Uh guys...
Jay/Evan-muse: *looks at me*
Me: Haven't you guys learned your lessons since last time?
Jay/Evan-muse: *shrugs* No...
Me: *shrugs* Well then just be prepared for a good spanking for both of you, and some quick hard sex right after...
Jay/Evan-muse: *shrugs* Okay... *walks off to find Matt's candy stash*
Me: *shakes head and peeks out from the closet* All clear... *goes back to the tv* ARGH DAMN! I missed the whole thing!
Randy-muse: *grabs me from behind* Aha! Gotcha'!
Me: *screams* !
Cody-muse: *holds his ears* Jeez, chill girl!
Me: Oh... Sorry *smiles sheepishly*
Randy-muse: We need you to settle something *sets me down*
Me: What now?
Jeff-muse: We had an argument... *pouts*
Me: And by the look of that face I'm going to guess that you lost it? *giggles*
Jeff-muse: *Sticks his tongue out*
Cody-muse: *snickers* Oh he lost it alright!
Me: Then why do you need me to settle in?
Randy-muse: Because Jeffers being stubborn and won't admit that he lost.
Jeff-muse: *huffs* whatever...
Me: Okay, well then what was the argument?
Randy-muse: Team Edward vs Team Jacob...
Me: … Well that's so easy, it's not even an argument!
Jeff-muse: *hopeful* Well what do you think?
Me: Well of course it's Team Jacob all the way! *smirks and high fives Cody/Randy-muse*
Randy-muse: Told'ya she would agree with us!
Jeff-muse: You guys are mean!
Adam-muse: *walks in and points at me* THERE YOU ARE?
Me: GAAAH! *runs away*
Adam-muse: Come back here! *chases after me*
Cody-muse: Should we help her?
Jeff-muse: No, let's just sit and watch *sits down and eats some popcorn*
Cody/Randy-muse: *shrugs and sits down with Jeff-muse*
A/N: Wow I have some loyal subs! And they made me miss everything except: The first award, the second award and the kissing thing. I MISSED EVERYTHING ELSE! Stupid muses!
