This was a very strange idea that came to me suddenly after reading one too many crossovers. It takes place after Breaking Dawn for Twilight and Deathly Hallows for Harry Potter.

I don't own Harry Potter because It is tooooooooo awesome for me to write. Twilight, eeeehhhhhhhh, I could of, my dog could have, but I didn't.

"Hello and welcome to the Battle of The Books." Luna Lovegood said with a smile as she ran onto the large circular stage. She wore a light pink shirt with dark purple shorts and converse shoes. Her blonde hair flying behind her as the crowd of book characters began to go crazy with applause. "The show where two books come together and battle to see who is the best book! I am your host, Luna Lovegood. To explain the rules better I am going to introduce my co-host. She may be looking off into the distance, but her head isn't full of wrackspurts, please welcome Alice Cullen!"

From the same area from which Luna had emerged, Alice Cullen skipped out wearing a light purple dress that landed at her ankles. "Hello everyone! Welcome to Battle of The Books. In this show, we choose six contestants from each book series to compete in challenges and answer questions related to either of the books. Let's introduce our contestants."

"From Harry Potter, she is one of my closest friends. She loves Harry Potter and can fly on a broom almost as good as he does. Her red hair is like nothing else, introducing, Ginny Weasley.

Out from the left side came Ginny Weasley dressed in a light green shirt and a short skirt. She waved to the crowd shyly before turning and sitting down in the section reserved for Harry Potter contestants that was adorned with a large Hogwarts Crest upon the wall.

Alice twirled on the back of her high heels from waving to Hermione and stared at the crowd."From Twilight, he is my true soul mate. He kicks some butt when it comes to defeating new born's and can control the emotions in a room. Please welcome Jasper Hale!"

From the right side, Jasper emerged looking sick as he avoided the gaze of the crowd. He wore nice jeans and light blue shirt and before taking his seat in the section reserved for Twilight contestants, he stole a sweet little kiss from Alice.

Alice giggled sweetly before looking back to the crowd again, her bright brown eyes beaming first at Jasper then at Luna who was looking off into the distance playing with her cork bottle necklace. Alice shook Luna lightly before they both turned to the crowd smiling. Luna flipped her hair behind her before announcing again. "From Harry Potter, comes two very brave people, one loves Herbology and has personally destroyed a Horcrucx. The other is a large giant who has always loved creatures big or small. Introducing Neville Longbottom and Rubeus Hagrid."

From the left came Hagrid dressed in his usual furry coat and messy hair. He stomped out making the crowd shake. Behind him, came Neville in a Hogwarts sweatshirt and jeans. He tried keeping up with Hagrid as they made their way to the Harry Potter section.

"From Twilight, she is tiny, smart and my sweet little niece. He is the youngest member of the La Push Werewolves. Here is Renesmee Cullen and Seth Clearwater." Alice nodded her head as her sweet spiky hair bobbed back and forth on her head.

Little Renesmee skipped out in a little red and white dress in front of Seth Clearwater wearing a light green sweatshirt and cargo shorts. They waved for the crowd before walking to their seats.

"Finally we will introduce our famous trios." Luna said with a high pitched giggle. "From Harry Potter, they are referred to as the Golden Trio. They have never had an easy year at Hogwarts and they traveled the world searching for Horcruxes.

She has big bushy hair, loves reading and the smell of Ron's hair.

He loves playing chess, helping his best friend and trying to get near to Hermione.

Finally, the man we all call the Boy Who Lived. He has defeated Voldemort twice and is the best friend anyone can ever have. Get to your feet and welcome Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter."

In walked Harry in front of Hermione and Ron with his arm around her. Hermione kept her hair pulled back in a long braid with a plain gray shirt with a Gryffindor scarf and jeans. Ron wore a sweatshirt with jeans and gym shoes. Harry sported his famous glasses with his sports jacket and jeans.

"Finally," Alice said with a musical tone. "We welcome what was once referred to as the most brooding love triangle in existence.

He is hot, and not just because he doesn't wear a shirt.

She is as introverted as they come. She loves Edward, what else can I say?

Lastly, he loves Bella and would do anything to protect her. Put your hands together for Jacob Black, Bella Swan Cullen and Edward Cullen."

Edward and Bella came out holding hands. Bella in a light blue dress and Edward in a tightly clinging set of jeans and light blue shirt. Jacob came out striding behind the couple, shirtless. The crowd began to go wild as they watched his rippling biceps move as he walked. He flexed his muscles before taking his seat beside Renesmee.

"We have our twelve contestants!" Luna said in a high pitched tone. "We were originally going to have fourteen contestants, but two of them were killed tragically."

"It wasn't tragic!" Ginny said under her breath, but loud enough for everyone to hear. "Voldemort was killed by Harry and it ended the second wizarding war. Voldemort killed thousands of people"

"Yeah, and no one was crying when Edward killed Victoria. She was trying to kill Bella." Seth answered with a laugh.

"That's because most of the people on your team can't cry!" Ginny laughed back nodding her head.

"Oh yeah, well we have sex appeal!" Seth yelled back at Ginny. "When Jacob or Edward take off their shirts, the crowd goes nuts. I have never heard anyone going nuts when Harry or Ron takes off theirs!"

Harry shifted uncomfortably in his seat mumbling. "We don't sparkle."

"Alright everyone, let's be friends. I mean Luna and I have become friends and don't hate each other." Alice said politely looking at both sets of contestants.

"Hmm." Luna said twirling her hair slightly and avoiding Alice's gaze. "No diastase whatsoever. After the break we will have our first challenge!"

OOOOH, a break means a new chapter. Hehehe, see how I worked that in. I am sooo smart! (Ok, maybe not anyone could have got that, even Bella...)