Hi everyone, so here's a very short one-shot. But, diaries are normally pretty short, so if it's alright. I wrote this about two months ago, so it may not be as good as my other stuff.
Diaries are For Pussies.
By: thecrazierone
October 16,
Dear Fuck you you shouldn't be reading this,
Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Eric you're so awesome and kewl why do you have a diary?' I know, I know. Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. Hold your gasps of shock, I know it's hard to believe. How do I know? Well, it started way back when the Jew tamed his stupid little Jew-fro. It was way back in the middle of middle school. Butters and me, were waiting at the bus. Surprisingly, Butters isn't gay himself, actually he's got girls all around him. I guess that sensitive bullshit really hits it with the ladies. Who the fuck knew? Where was I? Oh yea, bus stop. So, Butters is chatting away and I pretend to listen him like most mornings. Then, I over hear Kyle and his hippie, fuck buddy.
"So, how do ya think your mom will take you getting your hair cut on your own?" Hippie asks.
"She'll get over it." Jew answered. Then I get a good look at what they're both talking about. Kyle's usual mop of curls was tamed, making the normally poofy curls flattened down. Of course I'd never tell the stupid Jew this, but his hair looked hot as fuck, comparatively it made hell look like winter wonderland. Not to sound gay, but it was all I could really think about. Okay fuck that, I really sound gay. Speaking of more gayness, that night was my first real wet dream. I really don't want to get into it, but it was me, Kyle, and whips and chains and stuff. It took around a whole year to fucking understand all this, but yea. I'm a gay freak who likes a Jew who he has tried to kill multiple times. Fuck me.
So, what do you guys think? If I get five reviews saying to continue I will add on. Thanks a lot.
