"This is your fault, dobe-!"
Naruto sighed as Sasuke lunged forward again, heaving his breakfast up into the toliet. That just showed the two boys what being a month pregnant meant.
The Uchiha shakily lifted his head up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "Ugh..." He flicked his eyes upwards so Naruto was visible out of the corners. "I'm going to fucking kill you, when this is all over.." He sat up rather abruptly, swatting Naruto's hand away from his hair. "You don't need to hold it anymore. I'm fine."
Naruto nodded, rising from his kneeling position. "I doubt you have anything else to throw up in there. I mean, you went down three times!"
Sasuke 'tched' and leaned on the wall as he got up. "If I have to puke again, I'll have to puke again, and that's that. Honestly, stop worrying so much." Sasuke took in a deep breath, then leaned over the sink, inhaling slowly through his nose.
Naruto took a small paper cup and filled it with water, then handed it to Sasuke. "Tsunade-baa-chan said you need to keep your fluids in you."
Sasuke looked at him, raising a dark eyebrow in minor interest. "Oh..." He took the cup, sipping the water slowly. Once he finished, he glared at Naruto. "You can go now...is it really that enjoyable watching me drink water?"
Naruto snorted and stepped out of the room.
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Sasuke closed the wooden door to the apartment behind him, setting a grocery bag on the counter. Hmm. Interesting. Dobe wasn't here, apparently. "Naruto...I'm home..!" He gave one call, then busied himself with putting the groceries away, not concerned with the state of his lover at the moment.
He'd actually been lucky- he hadn't been hit with any nausea at the grocery store, and the sight and smell of various kinds of food hadn't made him sick. Somewhat shoving a jar of jam into the fridge, he shut it, the noise ringing around the empty kitchen. It unnerved him.
He tilted his head, and carefully crept down the hallway. If Naruto wasn't asleep, then...
Sasuke shook his head. No. God, he was stupid.
Reaching the white bedroom door, he slowly opened it...only to be met with a room lit by candlelight.
The raven stared bewilderedly. "...the hell..?"
Naruto snapped his head up from the other side of the room, stumbling over his feet as he rushed to the doorway. "Ah, Sasuke...I, uh, wasn't expecting you to be home yet..."
Sasuke glared at him. "The hell is this, Naruto?"
Naruto looked back and forth, then sighed. "...if you want the truth, it's supposed to be a date..." He fidgeted slightly. "I know you've been feeling crummy lately, so...I planned something special for tonight..."
Sasuke blinked, then smiled slightly. "...dobe..."
Naruto prepared himself for a verbal lashing, but blinked in suprise when Sasuke smiled. He turned around to look at the red candles burning on the bedside table. "...at least we have a reason for this..."
Sasuke put a hand on his hip. "What reason?"
Naruto smirked, coming forward to Sasuke and pulling him into his arms. "A positivep regnancy test, of course."
Sasuke glared but said nothing, then let his face slowly fade into a smile, and he reached forward to nuzzle the empty space in Naruto's neck.
"This is your fault, dobe."
