Hey everyone this is my first Joker/Harley story please be kind. I am using the image of Heath Ledger's Joker for this story but he is very non-canon in this since it is a 'what if The Joker had feelings' kind of story. So sorry to disappoint if anyone is looking for regular Joker. Anyways hope you enjoy!

CeCe


Arkham asylum, Urgh! Talk about depressing! No wonder the prisoners are insane, you had to be to stay here! Get it! I had to laugh at my joke, no one else would. Not in my cell anyways. My cell, three brick and one reinforced glass wall which contained a door of the same glass. No much of a home if you ask me! Just a cot, sink and a toilet! My old hangouts were better and they were abandoned!

"GET YOUR FILTHY HEADS OFF ME!" A familiar voice rang through the corridor. Harvey Dent and two guards walked past the glass and into the cell opposite mine. After securing him, the two guards quickly closed the door and left.

"Making friends again are we Two-Face?" I laugh as get up from my cot and made way to the window. Arkham may be depressing but at least there were some interesting characters around.

"WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT IRRITATING NOISE!" The Penguin barked from the cell next door.

"Can it bird!" Two-Face glared.

"QUIET IN THERE!" Shouted the guard from down the hall. "DOCTORS PASSING!" A deep horn sounded and the gates down the hall open. Two doctors walked passed my cell and stopped just a little before my 'window' ended. Odd, one of them was close to the window and was just staring at me. Well if it's a show you want, a show you're gonna get! I turn to scare the doctor but stop. Who was this? I never seen her before. Blonde hair and big blue eyes, thin waist and long legs. She was beautiful beyond words, a total babe. I couldn't help but walk closer to the glass, needing to see her close up. The other doctor turned and stared at us, white in the face.

"Doctor Quinzel! Please do not stand so close to the glass The Joker is a very dangerous man!" He squealed. Doc Quinzel huh? She took a small step back but made no move to walk past. I stared at her as she stared back at me. Looks like I will have to make to first move! I couldn't help but wink at her which in return she blushed and smiled. That smile, oh it just fills me to up. Not that I would tell anyone.

" Doctor, we should get back up now" Sadness filled the pretty doctors eyes as well as my heart and with a finale smile she left my view. Moments later I heard another loud horn sound and gates slamming!

"Hey! Did anyone see that blonde chick?" Edward Nigma shouted out.

"What a babe!" Jonathan Crane replied.

"The things I would do to that body! The girl is gonna get it, if it's the last thing I do!" Oswald cried. His comment burned my ears and enraged my anger.

"Yeah, like you would know what to do virgin!" Harvey growled. The whole hall filled with laughter from everyone except from two people, The Penguin and The Joker.

"ENOUGH!" I scream, sentencing the hall to quiet. No one made a peep, not even Oswald. Harvey was looking at me funny at which I glare back at.

"You ok Joker?" Before I could answer the two guards from earlier came into sight and opened my door.

"It's time for your session with Doctor Arkham Joker!" One of them grunted as the other cuffed me and escorted me out the cell. Good, I need some fresh air.


"Session 57, This is Doctor Arkham with Patient 2997" The man stated into the mic on the table between them. "How are you feeling today?" I don't even look at him, I never do, I just sit there and not say a single word, never have never will. "What is your name?" They don't know me other than The Joker, nobody knows. Ha! Even I don't know! Or that I can't remember it. "Don't you want to say anything? Anything at all?" He is pleading with me now, oh how adorable! Must be desperate with 57 tapes of him asking questions to nothing! HA!

Only five minutes into the session and he finally called it to a close by turning off the mic. I stare at the door waiting for the guards when I was surprised.

"It's been eight months since you arrived here and you haven't spoken much to anyone apart from follow patients. I can't help you unless you tell me something, anything!"

"I want a new doctor" I say slowly are I stare deeply into his eyes.

"You have had thirteen different doctors..."

"I want..."

"Yes a new doctor, I know but..."

"I..."

"I can't do..." Enough of this shit! I rise from the table and slam my hands on it, lurching forwards, growling in annoyance. Once the old man stopped whimpering and yapping I continued.

"I want a new doctor, yes. But I already know who!" This took the man by surprise.

"You know?"

"Yes"

"Who"

"I want... Doctor Quinzel!"


What do you guys think? Sorry it's short and not much of Harley but really its just a taster. Reviews will defiantly tempt me to write like a manic so please review.

Cece

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