Hello. I am writing a collection of parodies based on the ever popular Percy Jackson and the Olympians novels, as well as the Heroes of Olympus novels. Please enjoy and review.

Story of My Life (Demigod Version)

Written in my fate is a long tale of hardships to come

I've been called names for my dyslexia like idiot and dumb

My ADHD keeps my mind going round and round faster than a plane

And waves of monsters kept attacking without seeming to wane

But I'll be gone, gone tonight

To head out to Half-Blood to train right

The way that I've been in a non stopping fight

With no time in between

(Chorus)

The story of my life

I never rest

Gotta prove

I am the best

So I

Can finally get a quest

The story of my life

I train all day

Fighting hard

In hope I may

Leave soon

The story of my life

Written in my past is a life filled with tragedy and sorrow

Leave to run away but I just keep getting pulled back to home

I know that it didn't solve anything even if it seemed to help a bit

Although I've been broken, I've come back up since then

But I'll be gone, gone tonight

I've finally managed to get my training right

So I can leave the camp to go and fight

My quest has finally come

(Chorus)

The story of my life

I never rest

Gotta prove

I am the best

So I

Can finally get a quest

The story of my life

I train all day

Fighting hard

In hope I may

Leave soon

The story of my life

And I been waiting for a quest to come around

And now that I've left it's hard to keep my head out of the clouds

The story of my life

I never rest

Gotta prove

I am the best

So I

Can finally get a quest

The story of my life

I train all day

Fighting hard

In hope I may

Leave soon

The story of my life

The story of my liiiiiiiiffffffeeee

The story of my life

Well? How was it? This is one of my first attempts, so I'm not to confident. Hate or love, please review and I promise I'll respond!

Peace out peeps,

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