"You're hilarious!" Hissed my best friend Caleb as she stared at my iMac screen. She had just got done having a giggling fit at my newest YouTube video. She clicked onto another one of my videos. This one was a parody of Jersey Shore. The first ten seconds into it she was dying again. I smiled lightly as I watched her put her hands over her stomach. Her dirty blonde hair fell into her face as she laughed.
"I didn't think I was that funny." I commented as I stared at the recording of myself dressed up as Snooki walking across the room doing, well, Snooki's thing. I played every single one of my characters in my videos. Doing so, took me lots of filming time. I'd do all the scenes of each character, turn off the camera, get changed, then begin filming again. Sometimes it'd take me days to get my videos done. I'd spend days straight editing, since I wasn't good with Final Cut Pro yet, well my viewers would say I am, but I disagree.
"Well you are! Believe it! And twenty thousand other people also agree! You should get partnered!" She yelled happily as she watched more of the video. I shook my head.
"I'm not that good. I'm no Shane Dawson or whoever," I reminded her I watched her head pop up "I'm also not as funny as your cousin Ian."
"What! Are you crazy! Yes you are! You're the one who should be related to him, not me. I have no funny bone in my body." She said. I rolled my eyes and shook my head. I turned my head to look at the clock on the wall.
"Shit! Speaking of your cousin-" I began before she cut me off.
"Yeah I know. We gotta go meet up with Ian." She said as she got up from my computer desk. I followed her towards my apartment door. She stopped to fix her hair in the mirror by the door before opening the door. I followed her out onto the porch and shut the door quickly behind me, not bothering to lock the door. Caleb opened her Kia car door. She waited for me to get into the passenger seat before sitting down in the drivers seat. She pulled slowly out of my drive way.
"So why do we have to meet up with Ian again?" I asked as we started down the street. Caleb thumbled with the radio buttons.
"Because this is the only time he'll be in Roseville for awhile. He finally has some time off from interviews, filming-" She began before I cut her off.
"Yeah I get that." I said with a sigh, sometimes she treated me like I was stupid. I placed my head on my hand and stared out the window. I blocked off her talking. Sure she was my best friend, but she always bragged about how Ian is her cousin and blah blah blah, how she got to watch them film sometimes, how she was in a video once (yet only for a second), and other things. Sure it seems like it's amazing, and I'm sure it is..but c'mon. It's not like Ian is a movie star or something. He's only a comedian. Along with Anthony. They may get millions of views on YouTube, but it's not a huge deal. Or to me anyways. Maybe I just feel this way because I"m semi YouTube famous? Who knows? I sighed a little loudly as we pulled onto another street. Caleb stopped talking and moved her head slightly to look at me.
"What's wrong?" She asked even though she knew exactly why I was sighing.
"Caleb you know why. Every time something happens with Smosh or whatever with YouTube you go on bragging about Ian being your cousin. It's fucking annoying, no offense." I said in an annoyed voice. I looked up a little bit to see her frowning. I shook my head a little and continued to look out the window. We turned a left and pulled into a parking lot of some restaurant. I picked my head up as I saw Ian getting out of his car. Anthony wasn't with him, surprisingly. I felt myself become slightly anxious, as Caleb parked the car. She got out of the car quickly and slammed the car door. I got up slowly from my seat and shut the door slowly.
"Caleb! It's been forever little cousin!" He shouted as Caleb ran over to hug him. She laughed a little as she moved away from him.
"I know! And who are you calling little? I'm only little by a week bud." Caleb said as she crossed her arms. Ian laughed and looked behind Caleb to see me standing there.
"I was gonna ask who this is, but I already know who." Ian said with a small wink. I raised my eyebrow at him.
"How do you know who I am?" I asked slowly. I began to feel myself start shaking. Shit, there goes me thinking Ian is a normal person..
"Yep. I've seen your videos. Thanks to Caleb." Ian said casually. I gasped and looked at Caleb who now had a huge smile on her face.
"Seriously? I'm not even that funny-" I began before both Caleb and Ian interrupted with laughter. I waited silently for them to stop laughing.
"Honestly you are! Caleb what's her real name again?" Ian asked as he turned to face Caleb.
"Ever." She said with a smile. Ian nodded and turned back to face both of us.
"So guys. Ready to go eat?" He asked. We both nodded and with that we followed Ian into the restaurant.
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Weird people to use for a story right? Smosh is the best though. You cannot deny it. I know I shouldn't have started another story because I already have a couple, but oh well.
Disclaimer: I do not own Smosh or any other product/website names used in this story or any of the upcoming chapters.