So basically I'm making a drabble dump for when I magically spawn ideas out of this brain of mine. I do not own anything. Nothing. Nada.

It's a Modern AU! And a fem Itachi too.

Reincarnation

Itsumi knew she should've died. Yet here she was. Stuck in some little girls mind. In a world without shinobi and chakra. It appears that she is stuck sharing a mind with a newborn baby. She expected something like eternal punishment or purgatory but this? This was pure torture.

One

It appears her hosts name was Ceres Fujimoto. While it was a relief that her hosts parents and elder sister all spoke her language before she died,she did not want to deal with all that baby talk thank you! She was a fucking SS rank missing nin of the Akatsuki! Not an idiotic baby with a undeveloped brain. For a mindless brat who spent most of its time blabbering nonsense in her mind while trying to read a strange new language.

Three

For a drooling toddler nothing like her precious otouto Ceres was what you call intelligent. Despite only being three years old she was already speaking like a average six year old and reading books her hosts mother gave her. While she was glad her host wasn't babbling nonsensical words and actually talking to her she had to deal with her asking countless questions and begging her to play with her best friend Cookie the stuffed tiger. The talkative brat grew up and was taken to a demeaning place called preschool after her hosts mother decided that she needed to socialize more. After multiple dense as rock preschoolers immediately rejected her hosts friendship and yanked on her hair and laughed at her while insulting her definitely real friend named Itsumi that lived in her head. While Ceres may be annoying sometimes she didn't want her to grow up lonely and friendless like her old life. So she persuaded Ceres to give up control and let her deal with them. Feeling all hyped up because she had a body again she walked up to a little girl named Nicole who reminded her of Shisui and immediately started scolding the brainless pests that were trying to steal her drawing. While Ceres may have been extremely upset because of the spanking she got later she thanked her later.

Five

Once Ceres grew up she was sent to a place called elementary school to learn basic numbers and letters she already taught her. Her host's mother reminded her of her father. Always demanding something and quick to discipline when upset. She may have been a former SS class nin but she couldn't stop her when she was irritated. Ceres took the punishment, cried with her later, and sometimes accidently did it again.

Nine

Years five, six, seven, and eight were all the same she made friends and cried while learning more. When Ceres turned nine her mother started paying more attention to her and started teaching her more advanced math and stopped arguing with her older sister and father. She started preparing for I.Q tests and cried when she failed them. Ceres always was too weak willed after all. She was the very opposite of what she was back when she was still Itsumi. Hot tempered and weak willed. The fire to her water. Yet no matter who she was Ceres would always be her precious person.

13

When Ceres turned thirteen she found Sasuke. He was drawn on a piece of paper and became a character in something called Anime but he was he was still her little brother. When Ceres went to bed that night she was the one doing the comforting instead. She watched team sevens adventures and wept, remembering all of the innocents Danzo forced her to kill to save Konoha. Ceres's father moves to Texas and later China for work and she cries some more together with her. Ceres has always loved her father more. And her mother knows it. Her mother grows more brutal and she has to repeatedly chase away the suicidal thoughts from Ceres's brain. Ceres's acts like her usual self and along with her friends develops crushes on boys that spend most of their time laughing and mocking her. Never bothering to pay attention to the popular yet quiet boy Ryan who befriends her tormentors while never joining in. While he never torments her he can be cruel and has a strange predatory grin that reminds her of Kisame so much it hurts. She considers nudging Ceres towards him but chooses to consider Ceres's feelings over her own.

16

Ceres's father moves their family to China and she sinks within her own depression and fails her classes. Her mother grows more violent and when she gets too bad her father interferes and gets a divorce. Despite how violent her mother was she was still Ceres's mother, and love works strangely. Despite how strange and shark like Kisame was she still loved him. And this time Ceres doesn't cry alone. Her older sister cries with her over the phone because despite the insults about her weight and beatings over her grades Ceres's sister loves their mother too. She swims up and out of her depression and flourishes in the place where she once refused to grow. She makes friends and happily talks about her day when she goes to bed, a big difference from when she wept herself to sleep in her arms.

19

Ceres later graduates and she has never been so proud in her life. She worries Ceres will grow up and discard her. But Ceres reassures he otherwise and she is content. Ceres goes to a college and meets Ryan again and befriends him and she smiles proud of how much Ceres has grown. A few months later they start to grow more intimate and at the urging of friends the two start going out. Despite their clashing personality together they show softer sides and fit together like a puzzle.

20

When Ceres turns twenty she decides to tell Ryan about her. Later in the privacy of her bedroom Ceres describes her and the impact she had on her life. When Ceres looks at himworried, Itsumi gasps inside of Ceres's mind. He's baring that shark like grin and after a few seconds grins and drops the lamest fish related pickup line she ever heard. She doesn't care though. It's Kisame and that's what matters. The two smile at each other and she is happy. She hears Ceres gasp as her presence slowly disappears from her mind and from the look on Ryan's face she knows that the same thing is happening. She grieves inside but she is glad she'll be with Kisame again.