Ways to Annoy Severus Snape
1. Send him brightly colored socks for Christmas.
2. Put a poster of Batman in the Potions classroom.
3. Charm an object to play the 'Mission Impossible' theme whenever he is with the Death Eaters or the Order of the Pheonix.
4. And the Imperial March when ever he walks into a room.
5. Make it indestructible.
6. Send him love notes signed Delores Umbridge.
7. During dinner.
8. Dose Umbridge with love potion keyed to Snape.
9. Take pictures.
10. Send one copy to Dumbledore and one to Voldemort.
11. Charm another object to record their reactions.
12. Send copies to Snape.
13. Record his reaction.
14. Act like he is an army drill sergeant (e.g. Every time he gives you an order, reply 'sir, yes, sir!' with a salut. Ex: He tells you to make a potion, your answer would be 'Beginning to make potion, sir!'
15. Start calling him 'Darth Snape'.
16. Put a poster of Darth Vader with Snape's face in the Great Hall.
17. Remind him to use the Force.
18. Burst into the classroom 'freaking out'. When he asks what's wrong, 'try' to speak, 'fail' and faint into his arms.
19. Proceed to 'forget' how you got to the classroom.
20. Have a friend take pictures.
21. Send a copy to Teen Witch Weekly.
22. Make sure they put it on the front.
23. Send a copy to Snape.
24. Take pictures.
25. Laugh your ass off and give this list to everyone!
The twins grinned as Filch darted out of the office, chasing after Peeves. They quickly rummaged thru the file cabinet before coming up with a folder that read 'Ways to Annoy'. The infamous pranksters smirked before tucking the file into a backpack.
Later:
"It's almost Christmas, what do you say we start with Snape?"
"Brilliant, Gred!"