Hey guys!
This is my second story to be uploaded on this website. So I hope you enjoy.
This is meant to be a high school setting with lots of humour, randomness and little bits of romance between the characters. There are only two (human) OCs: Alex Sanada (strongly based on my brother), Memoria (Ria) Somnium and Buu-chan (whom is a Great Dane).

Warning: This chapter will have swearing and a bit of violence. It is strongly advised that audience 13 years old or older can read this.

Thank you and enjoy!

I do not own any characters from Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. All rights go to the respective owners: Square Enix and Disney. I own Alex Sanada, Memoria (Ria) Somnium and the plot only.

Prologue - New School

You entered the school feeling extremely proud. Why wouldn't you? Oblivion High is a famous school for hot girls and guys with the best education in the world. Well, at least you thought so. You had just transferred here after a few weeks of the school year started, despite what your mom said about staying at your public school.

You look towards the left of the school gate to see the red brick wall with large gray letters.

Oblivion High

As if you weren't excited enough, you felt your heart swell with pride before sprinting towards the main building. Your eyes wandered towards a girl with honey-brown hair. It was gently curled and swayed with the breeze like her white school skirt. She carefully knelt down near a patch of opal-colored flowers. As she caressed the flower petals, a flower began to grow, rising until it too, reached her hand as if wanting attention.

Wait, that's not possible. You blink a couple of times before focusing again. The girl was looking at you with her gentle emerald eyes before smiling and friendly waving at you. Yes, it must of been your imagination. You thought as you wave back at her and made your way through the double doors.

You were at the entry, between columns of shoe lockers. You take off your leather school shoes to put on your new white school slippers. It was tradition to wear slippers inside the school to make sure the floors won't get dirty from your normal outdoor shoes. As you slipped past several other students, you noticed a spiky black-haired boy doing squats to the left of the hallway. He was doing it so fast that his legs were just a blur while his upper body bounced up and down. He seemed to notice your stare and grinned back at you, "Good morning!"

"G-Good morning..." You stuttered back, wondering how the hell he could manage to do squats that fast. It was almost unnatural.

Scratch that, it was unnatural. But you don't say anything in fear of becoming a new hated transfer student.

Like a good student, you were at class early waiting with others for your teacher. You were hoping for a good respectful teacher with a bit of humour, because honestly, you can't concentrate if there no one cracked a joke once in a while.

On cue of the shrilling bell, the teacher entered the class, followed by what looked like a student. "Sanada-san, please go sit down." The teacher said.

"I'll be teaching the class." The student had short black hair, adorning rimless glasses and peering at the teacher calmly with forest green eyes.

"Pardon?" The teacher asked, starting to look slightly dazed.
The student smiled slightly, "Class 3B is missing their teacher, so you're going to help them out today, so I'll be teaching the class today." His voice was slightly... hypnotic...

"Oh really, Sanada-san? Thank you for telling me." And then the teacher promptly left.

"Uh, Sanada-san? Isn't class 3B out on a trip?" The person next to me asked.

He beamed, "Exactly. Now, this will be our second lesson for fortune telling. You there, let me read your fortune." You couldn't object because in three strides, he was already infront of you peering deeply into your eyes.

His smile slightly faltered, "Oh... Today seems like a really bad day for you..." He mumbled, "Be careful, today will be very traumitising for you."

As you walk to your new class, you overhear a bunch of students gossiping. "Hey, Terra, I heard class 5A was haunted."

"Yeah, people were saying something about a girl dying there."

"Don't scare Ven! Naminé-chan, don't listen to them."

"I'm telling the truth, Aqua. Ven is a man and Naminé-chan can handle this."

You shivered at the mention of ghosts. You've never told anyone, but you have a huge fear of ghosts. Gotta stay out of that room then, you thought as you continue your way down the hall. But not without passing by a classroom blasting loud music. You turn your head slightly to see a blonde spiky haired boy playing DDR in the middle of the room with others cheering for him. Wasn't this meant to be a school? What the hell was a DDR platform in the middle of a classroom? "Whoa! Look at Cloud-kun go!" A girl swooned.

"Keep going, Sora! You too, Riku!" You overheard a red-headed girl shouting. She had a timer in her hand while watching two boys run on a treadmill each on full speed. Their legs were nothing but a blur! But what really caught your attention was the most ridiculous face they were making. Their faces were red and cheeks puffing out explosions of air.

"Tell us when twenty minutes has passed!" The brown haired boy panted.

Your eyes saw that the stop watch wasn't even on and smirked, poor them.

As your day went on, you began to wonder if this really was a school. You had seen a girl with incredible strength; exploding five sand bags each time she punched them once! "Lockhart-san, this is the fifth time, God damn it! Take it easy!" The coach hollered.

"But I am! I'm not even trying!"

During lunch, you had seen two boys playing blitz ball, a famous water sport. However, they were all bloody and playing with a spiked ball. "What the hell?" You almost fainted from the sight of blood.

"Yo Tidus, pass the ball already man!"

"Shut up Wakka, can't ya see I'm tired?"

Couldn't they see that they were covered in blood? You rushed inside in fear of vomitting, but you lost your way and approached two students. One was a rather short girl with long pink/purple flowing hair, while the other was a tall boy with silver hair. They were holding hands and you find it strange to see the girl holding a white teddy bear. "Uh, can you guys tell me where the bathroom is?" You asked, attempting to hold down the bile in your throat by thinking about how cute they looked together.

The girl pointed left, "No, Ria. That's where the human eating cow plants are."

Wait, what?

"Not that way either, Ria. To the right is the lion den."

Huh? The what now?

"No, behind us was where the flesh eating gerbils live, remember?"

What the fuck? You thought as you sprint away from the insane (yet cute) couple. This must be a dream. There was no other explanation.

"Don't move." A smooth baritone voice sounded to your right. Despite the order, you turned your head to see a fucking gun pointing right at you!

You let out a strangled scream before he pulled the trigger... You waited for a moment, feeling no pain whatsoever. Gingerly, you look behind you to see a target and sighed, Oh, so he meant to shoot that.

"Damn... I missed..." He grumbled and you felt your vomit pushing back up.

A girl suddenly shrieked, "Vinnie-kun, look out!" The red-eyed man dodged perfectly... But you didn't.

You felt something pierce the flesh of your shoulder. "Oops! Vinnie-kun get out a cure materia!"

"Yuffie, your aim could of been better."

"Shut up! Hey, you still awake?" Her voice faded as you succumbed to the darkness.

With a jolt you woke up in a white bed. "Thank Heavens!" You laughed, grateful it was all a dream. You must of ended in the infirmary from the lack of sleep last night. You knew this because you had no wound in your shoulder, like in the dream. You pulled the white curtain away to tell the nurse that you're alright now-

Only to see a fucking great dane. "What the fuck?" You stumbled, looking straight at the large dog on it's hind legs. It was wearing a nurse outfit with the matching hat and the dog was standing on it's hind legs, slobbering. There was something else... Wait, were those fake, lopsided boobs? Did you ever mention about your phobia abut dogs?

Not minding how high pitched and girly your scream sounded, you scrambled out of the room and into your form class to meet your teacher. "Sir! The dog- It's-" Before you could say anything else, you saw a old man fall into a bubbling green cauldron. Suddenly, a skeleton hand popped out of the green concotion, "HEEeeelp..." It groaned.

Letting out, yet another, piercing scream you sprinted down the hall. Your eyes shifting everywhere to peer into any normal and safe classrooms. Yet you passed a brown haired boy glaring at you while polishing his-

FUCKING SWORD?

"Hehehehehe..." A red-haired boy laughed evil as he sent a spark of fire out the window, burning a large pine tree in the process.

The boy next to him glared at you too, "What the fuck you looking at? Scram before I put your eyes somewhere else." He threatened darkly.

He didn't need to tell you twice as you continued to dart down the hall. There was a roar from on the classrooms, "Demyx! Calm down!" Someone shouted as a chair went flying out the window.
There was a room that seemed safe... Until you saw the girl with millions of wires plugged into her. Your mind was spinning as you desperately assessed yourself whether or not you were insane and this was all a wrong, wrong dream.

You couldn't take it anymore, you decided (without much hesitation) that you should just run from the whole fucking school. Without further ado, you exit out the double doors, only to hear a loud explosion from the school. "Genesis, that was too much!" A male voice exclaimed.

"The school will fix it eventually, Angeal!" Another voice was heard.

But no, you don't fucking care. You just wanted to leave. An insane assylum was far better than this hell hole. The ravenette boy was still doing squats, although he somehow appeared near the flower patch, "Hey, where you going?" He shouted towards you. Screw him, you needed to get out.

But you stopped in your tracks when you saw a beautiful girl with short brown hair. She was affectionately petting something.

Something fucking ugly. It was some sort of zombie covered in white bandages. You couldn't take it anymore. No matter how many fucking hot chicks or hot guys there were in here, you aren't going to risk your shitty life here.

Your vision blacked out as you fainted. With only one thought in mind.

Mom was fucking right...

There won't be as much swearing as this chapter. The only reason for this was because the person was freaking out and when you freak out you usually swear.
Anyways, writing in second person is hard, but it was fun so I hope you liked it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
If you are a bit confused with who is who and what they're doing, here is a list (in order).
1. Aerith making flowers (magically) grow.
2. Zack doing squats at a amazing (inhuman) speed.
3. Alex using his hypnotic powers to become a teacher and read fortunes, claiming the reader will die soon.
4. Terra talking to Ventus, Aqua and Naminé about ghosts.
5. Ventus/Roxas talking to Terra, Aqua and Naminé about ghosts.
6. Aqua scolding Terra and Ventus when talking about ghosts.
7. Naminé drawing while listening to Aqua, Ventus and Terra.
8. Cloud playing DDR in the classroom.
9. Riku holding a small competition between him and Sora by running on a treadmill at maximum speed.
10. Sora holding a small competition between him and Riku by running on a treadmill at maximum speed.
11. Kairi timing Riku and Sora, but tricks them into thinking the stopwatch actually works.
12. Tifa practicing martial arts by punching sand bags.
13. Tidus playing blitz ball with Wakka, covering in blood (although it's just tomato sauce that Zack put in to prank them)
14. Wakka playing blitz ball with Tidus.
15. Memoria keeps pointing at dangerous directions (E.g Lion den, flesh eating gerbils)
16. Sephiroth correcting her by stating which way she is pointing and where is what.
17. Axel is setting things on fire
18. Vantias threatens the reader to go away or he'll do something really nasty.
19. Vincent firing cerberus at the reader.
20. Yuffie throwing shurikens at the reader, injuring him/her.
21. Buu-chan dressing up as a nurse and scaring the reader in the infirmary.
22. Merlin falls inside a cauldron and uses a skeleton hand to help himself get up (though the reader doesn't know that and thinks he's dying)
23. Demyx throwing a tantrum inside a classroom.
24. Leon/Squall sharpening his gunblade while glaring at the reader.
25. Shelke gathering information from computers with loads of wires stuck inside his body.
26. Angeal dueling Genesis.
27. Genesis dueling Angeal.
28. Yuna petting Anima.