I wrote this drabble while I was bored in school…. So yeah. Hi.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except Bob, he's all mine. XD

Once upon a time, in a magical land called America, there lived a beautiful young princess named Amelia.

She loved hamburgers more than anything in the world; she loved them so much, in fact, that on her 16th birthday she decided to marry one. Her fiancé was a strong, powerful, proud burger that went by the name of Bob.

Of course, all he ever did was sit there, but Amelia loved him all the same. Bob didn't complain if she was loud, hero-obsessed, and loved playing violent video games; he just sat there.

The two met one day at McDonalds, a chance meeting, but fro the second she laid eyes on him Amelia knew Bob was special. Something about him, your average bacon cheeseburger, was different. So she took him in, marveling at his heroic meatiness.

After two weeks of being engaged, though, a problem arose. A terrible, terrible problem. If Amelia married Bob, she wouldn't be able to eat hamburgers anymore! It would be cannibalism!

Greif-stricken from her sudden revelation, Amelia rushed to her fiancé's side. "Oh my love, I'm so sorry! I l-love you, dude, don't ever forget that; b-but… I don't think this will work! I don't think we will work!"

Tears freely flowed from her bright sky-blue eyes as she looked to see her true love's reaction. It was silent.

"I-I know you must be shocked, I feel the s-same way…. We really did make the perfect team, but this just won't work!"

Silence.

"B-bob? Are you okay?"

Silence.

"Bob? Why are you ignoring me? Are you angry? Do you hate me? Please, Bob, tell me you don't hate me!"

Silence.

"W-why, Bob? I said I was sorry!" The hamburger stayed silent. Amelia sniffled, looking at Bob with puppy eyes.

"I understand. You have every right to hate me. Please, just leave! I won't hold you back!" Turning around so her back was to the burger, she softly closed her eyes.

"I-I just want you to be happy, Bob… goodbye…"

The burger stayed, not moving an inch. Letting out a strangled half-laugh, Amelia wiped some tears out of her eyes.

"Why must you torment me so? Oh, Bob, you know I love you. I don't want you to leave, but it's better that way… please go, while I'll still let you."

Just as Amelia was about to say something else, the doors burst open.

"YOU GIT! I told you to stay on a strict diet for your wedding!" Fuming, Arthur glared at the American princess. "Um, Iggy, about that…."

The brit narrowed his eyes. "Just be quiet! Look at you, slacking off already! Is that a burger I see? Why yes it is! Did you really think I would let you near any type of junk food? I'll be taking that!"

Scowling, Arthur stomped up to Bob and angrily picked him up. "Arthur, no! Don't take him, you don't understand! Please, listen!" "NO!" "But-" "I said no! This burger is going straight to the garbage disposal!"

Arthur stormed out the room, causing Amelia to burst out in tears. "BOB! NOOOOOOOOO!"