Oy, mina-san! Yo! This is my first fan fic heck it ain't really a real fan fic. But if you don't like it please be kind just tell me.

Naruto: Can we just get on with the disclaimer!? Me: Wait! Naruto: Datte Bayo you promised me ramen after the disclaimer. Me: URUSIA!! Naruto: ... Me: Sakura will you do the disclaimer? Sakura: Hai! Naruto belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

What they would say maybe? maybe not? NOT!

Naruto: to sakura bug of will ya! You FLAT CHESTED FREAK!!

Sasuke: I like short haired girls.

Sakura&Ino: What WE SPENT ALL THIS TIME GROWING OUR HAIR LONG FOR NOTING!!!

Gaara: I hate sand it gets in your shoes an everthing.

Shino: Eww a spider!

Sakura: to Pakkun your hair is so much more nicer than mine are you sure were using the same shampoo?

Kiba: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HELP! HELP! A DOG IS CHASING ME!!

Kazekage: Garaa is my favorite son.

Hinata: Naruto Sucks!

Naruto: SUCK!!! this ramen taste like Bull Shit!!

Chouji: I'm not hungry honest.

Orochimaru: Snakes are revolting.

Kimimaro: to Naruto Stop that I might break a leg.

Gaara: Eww he's bleeding!

Hinata: thinking to herself MA CHI BEI!! that's the twenty-six time Naruto has looked at Sakura.

Ino: sigh...Sakura has turned into a beautiful while me the cosmos is dying maybe I should give her Sasuke I'll take Shikamaru.

Kakashi: to Naruto You're my favoritest student! Let's go eat some ramen and then later, if you want, I can teach you Chidori!

Orochimaru: I don't want Sasuke's body any more I want Chouji's body!

Rock Lee: I hate my eyebrows.

Shino: Camping?! But... dont they have like BUGS!! in the woods?!

Itachi: Sob!....Sasuke maybe weaker than me but he's more good looking WAH!!...

Jiraiya: I'm... gay...

Rock Lee: Do I HAVE to run 100 laps Gai-sensei!? It's sunday for crying out loud.

Gai: My teeth are fake.

Tenten: I LOVE YOU LEE!!!

Nejin: I admit Hinata & Lee are better than me.

Sarutobi: I HATE KONOHA!!!!

I' Hope you like it! Naruto: where's my ramen !? Me: URUSAI!!!

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