Well hello there! AHM BACK! And before we start I need to give HateWeasel a lot of credit for three reasons:
1. Devils Like to Dance and Devils Like to Play were kinda how I got my idea for this
2. I am using 4 of her OC's(Daniel Westly, Kristopherson Miles, Charlotte, and Amelie)
3. CUZ SHE'S BAD ASS!
LETS GET DIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
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"Nnnnnnggggg!" I groaned while flipping my body over to shut off the alarm clock. Why do I even have it on?
Oh.
Yeah.
First day of school.
*Sigh*
Freshman year of high school!
Well anyways! Hi! My name is Randy! I live in London, England!
These days the city is basically a battle-ground for Demons, Angels, Reapers, And Humans.
Guess what? Imma Demon!
Pretty bad-ass, right?
Well anyways, I'll be going to Death Valley Public High School starting this year!
DVPHS is known for promoting "equal rights" or some shit like that... Ya I don't really know... Whatever! No one really cares 'bout that shit anymore, so I guess it's just for the publicity.
Welp! Time to get dressed! Luckily there's no school uniform! THAT WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE!
I pull on a spaghetti strap dress that came to just over mid-thigh, and buckled a belt over my ribs.
Hmmmmm...
Too plain!
I grab a light sea-green button-up dress shirt and pull it over my dress, unbuttoned.
I put my curly strawberry-blonde hair into two high pigtails and put a matching sea-green bow opposite my side bangs.
Vualla! Perfect!
I pull on converse that match the rest of my clothes, don my brown side-strapped back pack, and make my way to the bus stop where I meet up with one of my best friends, Alois Trancy.
"Hey!" I wave with a smile on my face.
"Hey Randy!" The blond was wearing a plain white t-shirt with purple headphones slung around his neck, along with black skinny jeans and black combat boots.
"Sooooo!" I nudge him in the side, "How's it with Ciel?"
Alois gave a small, sad sigh. He had a crush on the bluenette since they were little, but never had the courage to say anything about it, as not to ruin their friendship.
"Same as always..."
Suddenly the blond perked up while looking over my shoulder and waved.
"Hey Ciel!"
Said demon waved back with a smile, and joined the group.
I put my poker face on and nudged Alois in the side.
*Nudge.*
*Nudge Nudge.*
*NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NU*-
"WHAAAAAAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEE!"
"Hi."
"Well while you two were busy being stupid, the prison bus arrived."
"Dramatic sigh." I said.
"You know you could have actually sighed instead of just saying sigh, right?" asked a mildly confused blue-headed Cyclops.
"BISH I KNOW WHAT AHM DOIN!"
At DVPHS:
"How did we all manage the same homeroom?"
"HAH! We always do! The teachers at this school are a bunch of dumbasses! They probably put us in the same class to torture the rest of 'em!" Shouted the flaxen blonde from the desk next to me.
Lets see. There is Alois who is gay for Ciel, both demons, Charlotte, a vampire, outcast Amelie, a werewolf, often bullied for being the only one in the school, both in a relationship together, humans Daniel and Kristopherson, GAAAAAAY~! Although Dan keeps saying he's straight... BULLSHIT! DAT GUY IS STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE! And there is also Ronald Knox, a reaper.
Damn I pity the homeroom teacher this year.
"Randy? RANDY!" Shouted the blonde and black-haired reaper, waving his hands in front of my face.
"Hm?"
"I called your name like ten times!" Ron said, crossing his arms across his chest.
"Oh! Heh heh! Sorry! WHAT DO YOU NEED FELLOW COMPADRE?" I stood up into an adventurous pose. "TO THE DUNGEONS OF DRAGOR OR THE CAVE OF THE WILTED MAIDEN?"
"Ha! None of those! I was just wondering if you have any of the same classes as me?" Ron showed me his list.
I looked over the list.
"BISH I GOT ALL YO CLASSES!"
"What are you doing?"
"IMPERSONATING A SASSY BLACK WOMAN!"
"BISH WE CAN AAAAAALL IMPERSONATE A SASSY BLACK WOMEN!"
"QUIEEEEET!" Boomed a voice from the front of the class.
In the midst of our Sassy-Black-Woman-Off, neither me nor Ron noticed a tall man join the room
"I am your homeroom teacher Mr. Santier, and I will NOT stand for this! I've went through countless weeks of military training, spent YEARS as a highly trained police officer, AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED 10 MEN FROM A BURNING BUILDING! ANYONE ELSE WANNA PISS ME OFF?"
"Heh, Heheh, Ahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"So, Miss Randy, Why are you here today?" Asked headmaster Genolfi.
She was an old, frail looking woman in her seventies with grey hair and a burgundy pant-suit.
"Welp... I laughed at the teacher after he yelled at me about my Sass-Black-Woman-Off."
"A 'Sassy-Black-Woman-Off'?" Asked the woman, skeptically.
"Eeyup! Can I go now?"
The woman sighed.
"I probably wont be able to stop you..."
At Lunch:
"CHARLOTTE IS MAH WIFE!" Yelled the silver haired werewolf to the random strangers that passed her.
"Amelie! They won't do anything to me!"
"Mais je dois vous protéger! Vous êtes mon territoire!"
The black haired vampire sighed, knowing she wouldn't get anywhere in this conversation, and sat at their friend's lunch table.
"Hey Kris!" Yelled Dan, the brunette son of a politician.
"What?" Replied his bleached-blonde best friend.
"So I saw a dead squirrel in the middle of the road this morning and-"
"Ew! I don't wanna know about that!" Kris crinkled his nose.
"Awww! Come oooon!"
"No!"
"But all of the squirrel's guts Kris!"
"DAMMIT!"
And Thus concluded the first day of school!
THAT CAME OUT REALLY CRAPPY AND CRACKY AND OOC AND I'M TIRED! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH HATEWEASEL! Well msh peoples! Tell me what ya think! Did it suck? Was it ok? IM TIRED! I'LL DO PROFILES OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER CUZ I WANT TO SLEEEEEEP! BAI! AND DON'T FORGET TO CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS TO A SASSY-BLACK-WOMAN-OFF WHICH IS IN NO WAY RACIST!