How to Date the God of Mischief sans Taser

by Kereea

Random LokixDarcy stories. Mostly oneshots, but they tie into each other. Movie-verse, with shout-outs to/plots from the comics non-evil!mostly-neutral!Loki .

1. Notes, Intro, Ect

Preview and Notes:

Notes:

Loki and the Avengers: Loki is not an Avenger, but he is the first person that they go to if the problem needs a magic-based solution/is at all magic related (due to being Thor's brother and Dr. Strange's usual unavailability). He gets along best with Tony since they're both geniuses. His favorite other Avenger is Spiderman (another part-time member) due to his intelligence, snarkiness, and Loki completely understanding the "geeky overlooked teen" vibe. Spiderman likewise likes Loki as a hero (or as close to a hero as Loki is) and considers him to be a good friend (even with the pranks). The core Avengers are Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Wasp, Hulk, and Ant Man. Some of the part-timers are Loki, Spiderman, Black Panther, Ms. Marvel, and Daredevil.

What Loki is doing: Loki and Thor returned to Earth/Midgard in early August. SHIELD set up their secret identities, but Loki was interested in the idea of grad school (read: was REALLY bored), so he followed Darcy to hers (SHIELD pays her tuition in thanks for keeping an eye on him). Loki masquerades as a government researcher so he has access to ever single resource on campus that he wants, and was able to get his hands on some cash to pay for a better apartment than the studio he was splitting with Darcy. He did, however, need to be taught how to use a laptop first.

L/D Relationship: something between roommates and dating at the start. Due to the fact that Loki has issues (has a bit of self-loathing, is a manipulative trickster, does not understand mortals, ect.) and Darcy is still in grad school, they're trying to keep things from going too far. Like that will work. However, these ARE NOT all in order so yeah…sorry.

Tease quotes for "I Blame You":

"Are we feeling better now, Miss Darcy?" Loki asked dryly, rubbing his head. "Are we willing to tell our favorite God of Mischief why we are screaming at him when to his knowledge he has not wronged us recently?"

"You're talking in the third person," Darcy said, before kicking herself for saying that out loud.