Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Writers

by mikanchan94

There are too many cliches, genderbenders, cross-dressing, lolitas, and other stereotypes floating around the fandom to address them all, but they can at least address some here. This is not meant to be taken seriously. Just humourously.

1. Suzaku

AN: I just suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and seriously wanted some lol's. Don't take this too seriously. I just wanted a good laugh.

Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass

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Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Writers,

What did I do to make you think that I wanted to RAPE Lelouch?! Since when did I get turned on by making him my obedient sex slave?!

That's just…that's just HORRIBLE!

Was it because of the Emperor meeting room thing? Was it because I smashed his face to the floor of the Kururugi Shrine?

I was just seriously PISSED OFF at the guy!

Please don't ever make me rape him again. Please. It was just plain disturbing.

Sincerely,

Suzaku

P.S. I doubt Lelouch would submit so easily either. In fact, I'm pretty sure he would have found a way to get out and kill me on the spot.

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AN: Don't worry Suzaku I'll protect you…for like a few seconds before Lelouch geasses me to kill you.

Also I promise that I'll have Scandalous up soon.