I do not own Naruto I'm a big fan of Anime. This one is an old one but is still funny.
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Kakashi Hatake walks In the hospital room and sees Sakura telling an injured Naruto that she was sorry over and over again. Kakashi asks.
" How did you get hurt gathering three animals from the farmers farm."
Naruto yells. " Everything would have been fine if Sakura had not had punched me."
Kakashi asked "Why did she hit you?"
Naruto takes a deep breath and said.
" Well I had made my way to the farm and had the farmer help me pick up the animals I needed. I pointed at two animals and said I need that rooster and that chicken . He said to me that we don't call it a rooster and a chicken here. We call them a cocks and pullets.
I said OK. Then I saw a donkey and said I need that donkey. He said. Ok but two things. One, we don't call them donkeys here we call them asses, and this one has a problem. When ever it gets stubborn you need to scratch it behind its ears. I told him thanks and was on my way.
Not too long on the rode the donkey stops. I couldn't scratch him because my hands were full. Then I see Sakura coming. I then ask her for her help. She tells me she would be happy to help. I said graet can you hold my Cock and Pullet while I scratch my Ass? Then she hit me."