Ok I don't own Harry Potter or Discworld so no sue.
Susan from Discworld becomes the new defense against dark teacher...need I say more
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Dumbledore looked from the paper in his hand to the young woman in front of him, there was something about her that made him feel uncomfortable and he could usually feel comfortable around just about anyone. Maybe it was the way that she looked at him, it wasn't a threatening look either, it was cool and calm but he just didn't want to see it again. It made him feel as if he was a child and she was a strict teacher that would not accept the excuse "my dog ate my homework", in fact if the dog saw the look it would probably have helped him with his homework.
"Professor Dumbledore"
Her voice brought him from his thoughts "Ah yes, Susan, I shall have a teacher show you the way to your room". Susan had long silver blonde hair tied into a tight bun with one black streak through it, in Dumbledore's opinion she was the most extra-ordinary girl he had ever seen (and yes he had seen a LOT of strange girls).
"Professor Dumbledore I would prefer it if you called me Miss Susan and I believe that I can find my own way there"
Dumbledore looked away; she was giving him that look again. When he came back to his senses he realized what she had just said. "Miss Susan I believe it is your first time in this castle"
"Trust me Professor, I am capable of finding my own way there"
"Ah yes, well your things have already been sent down" Dumbledore shifted uncomfortably in his seat
"Professor Dumbledore"
"Yes Miss Susan"
"I believe you meant to say that my luggage has been sent to my room"
As Susan, or rather Miss Susan left the room Dumbledore could not help but feel that this year was going to be even more interesting than he thought. Of course he also had the usual question that all of Miss Susan's employers got. "Who is this girl?"
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Susan walked down the hall towards her room, it was her first time at the castle but she already knew it like the back of her hand, as if she had always known.
"Hello there"
Standing in front of her, Susan found one of the largest men she had ever seen.
"Haven't seen you around ere before, you a visitor or somethin"
"Actually I'm the new Defense against dark Arts teacher"
Hagrid scratched his head while he processed these thoughts "Oh. then you'd be Professor Sto-Helit"
"I go by that name"
"Hagrid, Rubius Hagrid, it's nice to meet yeh"
"It is a pleasure to meet you too Hagrid, I heard that you were the games keeper"
"Actually I take Care of Magical Creatures too" Hagrid said puffing out his chest in pride.
"Oh then you work with a lot of interesting creatures"
"Yep, Hey I just got some garbinikiles, would yer like to see em"
"I have some work to do but I suppose it can wait"
"Great" Hagrid exclaimed excitedly
Susan soon found that the Garbernikiles greatly resembled the scissor man, they were covered in blades and constantly slicing at each other. Why Hagrid thought that these creatures were suitable for students, was beyond any reasoning of Susan's, in fact she thought they seemed remarkably like the perfect gift for the governess that had worked before her several years ago.
"Well what do yeh think?" Hagrid said in high sing song voice.(well as high as his voice could possibly go)
"They're very umm...interesting"
As Hagrid remained oblivious to the fact that Miss Sto-Helit seemed to think they were quite dangerous, he chatted to her excitedly.
Suddenly something leapt out of the shadows and Hagrid turned his head in suprise.
Standing in front of them was an older man.
Hagrid gasped. "Dad"
"Hagrid, I am very ashamed of you"
The man took a side take to the woman beside Hagrid, who was currently standing motionless as if in a trance, and froze himself. His eyes widened in fear has her hand reached down into her robes, he knew what was coming next.
Susan sighed and pulled the poker out of her robes. "I thought I might be needing this"
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Well what did ya think, please review and tell me what ya think kay ^^ I am also aware that Hagrids fear is really corny but it's all I can think of at the moment.