Title: Harry Potter Can't Kiss like That

Author: Chosentwo4381

Email: chosentwo4381@yahoo.com

Feedback: Would be greatly appreciated

Archiving: List archives and ff.net. Anyone else just ask.

Pairing: Hr/G, mentions of H/Hr and H/D

Author's Notes: Written as a response to the November challenge and the Hermione/Ginny group. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HermioneGinny Specifications below.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny saved the world by defeating
Voldemort. Only everyone seems to think Harry did it by himself.
Naturally Harry did technically defeat him, delivering the final blow
and all, but the others helped. Ron doesn't mind as he does receive
some recognition, Hermione gets a little and is displeased, Ginny
gets none, but she doesn't care.
Anyway Hermione's frustration leads her to do something drastic to get
recognized ... the following are a few ideas, you can do something
else if you want.

*Hermione opens a gay bar/club
*Hermione announces publicly she's a lesbian
*She writes a book about the true events
*She goes on a quest to find a way to save the world

"Hermione, you can't do this."

            "Yes, I can Ginny."

            "You aren't thinking straight love."

            "Of course, I'm not thinking straight, I'm a lesbian. A fact that you well know."

            I sigh, "That's not what I meant and you know it."

            "This will teach him."

            "Hermione, honey, baby, sweetie, there are better ways to tell your husband that you are leaving him for his best friend's little sister than announcing it in The Daily Prophet."

            "Perhaps, but I've been married to him for 3 years, and dating him for 3 before that, and even before I realized that I was in love with you 2 years ago, he's been carrying on with Draco Malfoy. Malfoy! Of all people. This thing with him hogging all the Voldemort glory is just the last straw."

            Again I sigh as I follow my lover into the offices of The Daily Prophet. She's standing right in the middle of the newsroom. All of the reporters and photographers are staring at her. I quickly pray that she won't really do this.

            "Attention everyone!"

            /There is no God. /

            "I, Hermione Granger-Potter, would like to go on the record as saying the following three things."

            The reporters have quick quotes quills out in a flash. Photographers stand at the ready.

            "Number one: I am divorcing Harry Potter. Number two: I am a lesbian," she pauses and starts to walk over to me.

            /Dear God. What is she doing? /

            She is standing right in front of me, gazing deep into my eyes.

            "And number three, I am madly in love with Virginia Weasley."

            Cameras are going off all around us, and she is looking at me with those soulful brown eyes of hers, looking like she half expects me to slap her for outing our relationship to the entire wizarding world.

            /Oh bloody hell, if we are going to do this we might as well do it right. /

            I grab the back of her neck and kiss her hard. When we finally come up for breath, she grins an adorable half smile at me.

            "Harry Potter can't kiss like that."