Hehe, this is all my creation.
After re-reading CandyApple75's story, Message Sent, I've decided to take my own turn in exploring the texting world between Emma, Hook, Cora, Regina, Henry, and all your favorite Storybrooke characters.
Enjoy!
BTW.. I like grammar, so with the exception of some chatspeak and auto-correct, everyone is "texting" properly.. at least somewhat properly.
Hello, Hook
Ruby: i have 2 tell u something..
Emma: Ruby, not now. I'm in the middle of something important.
Ruby: But this IS important!
Emma: Ruby, I said not now!
Hook: hello, swan
Emma: Holy shit u scared me!
Ruby: SEE?! THIS is what i was gonna tell u about!
Emma: Fine! I'm sorry I didn't listen 2 u!
Emma: Hook, WTF r u doing in Storybrooke WITH A PHONE?!
Hook: so this is what u call this .. thingy
Hook: interesting
Emma: Who gave u the phone?
Hook: i'm not sure. oh look! its singing! but how? it has no mouth
Emma: *sigh* What is it singing?
Hook: um.. i don't know what this song is called but i like it!
Hook: can i txt the words 2 u swan?
Emma: Yes.. go ahead...
Hook: i'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
Hook: life in plastic its fantastic
Hook: u can brush my hair undress me everywhere
Hook: imagination life is ur creation
Ruby: O_O
Emma: ... I have nothing 2 say about this.
Hook: wait...does this mean this doll is a ...
Emma: ... What?
Hook: u know. it says undress me everywhere
Emma: Hook, it's a DOLL. For LITTLE GIRLS.
Hook: then y r the lyrics so inappropriate?
Emma: HOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
Hook: i'm going 2 buy this barbie doll 4 myself
Emma: Hook! NOO!
Emma: Regina?
Regina: Yes?
Emma: Hook is in town and he's out buying Barbie Dolls...
Regina: Excuse me?
Emma: Hook is in town and he's out buying Barbie Dolls.
Regina: Barbie Dolls?
Emma: Yes, did I not make myself clear?
Regina: You did, but how come Hook is buying Barbie Dolls?
Emma: He thinks they r toys 4 adults...
Regina: Oh.
Regina: Well, that explains a lot.
Emma: Explains what?
Emma: I hear Barbie Girl...and Hook is walking down the street.
Emma: OMG is his new ringtone BARBIE GIRL?!
Regina: It appears so.
Emma: omg omg omg omg omg I need 2 tell every1 this!
Hook: tell every1 wat?
Hook: swan?
Hook: emma?
Hook: emma?
Regina: ...
Hehehe... Hook likes Barbie Dolls now.
More Storybrooke characters will appear in later chapters! :D
Cora will appear, too!
And with Message Sent in mind, I will also make Cora creepy.
Review, ducklings. Review. o_o