"Shinigami or Espada?"
"Think of it this way, both sides hate each other…..espada."
"Shinigami, because they have a kick-ass place to live."
"But would you rather listen to an old guy that's for the side of good, or a hot guy that's for the side of bad?"
"Damn it! Why'd you have to put it like that! Um…idk, um, shinigami?"
"Its funny confusing you."
"No its not!"
"Yes it so is."
"You guys are mean!"
"Oh shut it emerald!"
This story begins with 5 ordinary girls, Emerald Belle, Rosetta Fontain, Becca Vince, Shelly Jones, and Olivia Porter, these girls also were in for a surprise as they just walked around their home town…..
"Ok, I got one; Grimmjow or Starrk?" Emerald asked
"Damn, that's a good question, hm…." Rosetta pondered for a moments and said "Can I have both?"
Her friends laughed, "She picked the right answer!" Becca was laughing as Shelly said this, "Ok morons, I have one; Gin or Aizen?" Olivia asked as she drank her slurrpe.
"Gin." Rosetta answered
"Definatly Gin." Emerald stated
"Aizen for me." Becca told them
"Nnorita." Shelly replied
"No, only the two options I gave is what you have to decide from, no exceptions." Olivia said in a calm voice, "Fine….Gin." Shelly answered. "The hell people! 3 Gin's and 2 Aizen's, that's mesed up." Olivia said in a surprised voice, at least no one else picked the deformed spoon, that's an up side." Emerald pointed out as she drank her sprite.
"Well I'm bored as hell, so I'm go screw things up, any one want to join?" Emerald asked,
"I'm in! hell I have nothing better to do, I don't want to go home, as long as we go on a rampage" were the replies from her friends. "Then lets go destroy random crap!" Emerald said in a confident voice, and the girls went on a rampage (I'll leave that up to your imagination)
"We are all gonna die!"Shelly said as she hypervenalated, while olivia, becca and rosetta were trying to calm her down, emerald was laughing, "You just had to say out loud, we're in the ghetto neighbor hood, god your dumb." Rosetta said as she took out her ipod and gave it to shelly, who looked like she was about to faint, "Well its true, we are in the ghetto, the projects the-" Emerald was listing before rosetta cut her off, "Don't finish that sentence, for I want to live past 21." so the girls drove around, emerald, being the dumb brunette she is, turned up a Snoop dog song, rosetta was banging her head on the window, "This is bad." Olivia stated, "If you get shot emerald, not our problem, and no one comment on that because I know what I said." Becca held shelly as she said this.
The girls were driving around, and since it was a school night, they had to be home before a specific time, "I hate being a sophmore, stupid freshmen." Rosetta complained, as she and her friends hung out in the Burger King parking lot, and had some music turned on, all were eating and drinking their soda's.
"Ok, so since we are all just going to go home in afew more minutes, lets talk about something random." Emerald stated. "Grimmjow is a blue kitty." Rosetta chuckled as she said this, "Nnoitra is a deformed spoon." Becca said soon after, "Yammy is just a stupid whale." Olivia commented, "I'll make toshiro grow afew more inches." Emerald said with a smirk, "Only you would make up a perverted joke like that." Shelly replied, "It's not my fault that dwarf has growth problems." Emerald commented back, causing her friends to laugh out loud. "It's 9:45, we better get going." Olivia pointed out, her friends agreed and got in the car, they were driving, since it took 10 minutes to get to their neighborhood, but oh will that 10 minutes be a thrill. As they were driving, Emerald was and wasn't paying attention to the road, because they were in an argument about ichigo wearing a bra. "Just put a wig on him and stuff the bra and presto! There ya go!" Emerald stated before shelly pointed to the front of the car and said "Hummer!" but it was too late, and they made impact
Emerald was the first one to wake up, but she noticed something off, this didn't look like any old hospital, she knew she saw it before, but she couldn't figure out where, then she saw her friends, all passed out and looking comfortable. Then she heard doors open and faked being asleep, she put her head under her pillow, and slowed her breathing, then voices were heard.
"Did you examine all of them Szayel?" a voice asked,
"Yes, and they are all well, their bodies are repairing themselves right as we speak, Aizen-sama."
'Did I hear him right? AIZEN-san?' Emerald asked herself in her mind, she continued to listen, "When will they be waking up?" Aizen asked, "Oh, in about another hour or so, maybe less, I'm not sure because of their sleeping patterns, the one with the black hair and glasses was muttering something about cookies and power rangers." Szayel replied, 'Only rosetta would dream of something like that' Emerald told herself, "Alright, tell me when they wake up, then bring them to the meeting room." Aizen said, foots steps were heard getting quieter and quieter until a door closed, emerald saw both were gone, and moved her head onto the pillow. Afew minutes passed, then groaning was heard in the room, "Any one not dead say the first thing that goes to your head." Emerald said, "Justin beaver can go drown in pudding." Rosetta stretched and yawned, emerald chuckled at her friends statement, "I like cereal." Olivia announced, "Sparkles make the world go round." Shelly told them, "I'm going to blow up Abercrombie and Fith, then American Eagle…damn preps." Becca said her part, which got her friends chuckling, "Don't forget that we're gonna help blow up those stores." Emerald refered to herself and friends, and becca nodded. "So where are we? This doesn't seem like any ol' hospital." Shelly pointed out, "Well, believe it or not, I think we're in Hueco Mundo." Emerald said, "Nuh-uh! We're in BLEACH? Go to bed!" Rosetta exclaimed, emerald shook her head "No".
"So what do we do now?" Shelly asked, as she sat up, so did the other girls, "I heard Szayel and Aizen talking and they said something about taking us to some metting room after we wake up." Emerald explained, "We're gonna die." Rosetta said, "Thanks for pointing that out captain obvious." Olivia said to her, "Well sorry sergant sarcasm." Rosetta retorted back, "Now is not the time to fight, even though we are going to die." Becca told them, they then heard sniffing, and looked at shelly. "Now look what you morons did." Emerald said as she got out of her bed and went to sit with shelly; Becca, rosetta, and olivia felt bad, rosetta then got an idea and started singing
five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
five hundred twenty-five thousand
moments so dear
five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
how do you measure- measure a year?
in daylights, in sunsets
in midnights, in cups of coffee
in inches, in miles
in laughter, in strife
in- five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
how do you measure
a year in the life?
how about love?
how about love?
how about love?
measure in love
seasons of love
seasons of love
Emerald, olivia, shelly, and becca looked at rosetta, who looked back at them, becca and olivia got the clue and started singing the rest of the song
five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
five hundred twenty-five thousand
journeys to plan
five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
how do you measure the life
of a woman or a man?
in truths that she learned
or in times that he cried
in bridges he burned
or the way that she died
"We need the rest of you guys, its not fun with only 3 people singing it." Rosetta said to emerald and shelly, who looked at her, then smiled, and soon all 5 were singing "Seasons of love"
it's time now- to sing out
tho' the story never ends
lets celebrate
remember a year in the life of friends
remember the love
remember the love
remember the love
measure in love
measure, measure your life in love
Soon the girls were all laughing and smiling about what they did.
In Meeting Room:
The espada, Aizen, Gin and Tousen were all silent and were listening to the song that was sung. "What..the hell…was that?" Nnoritra asked, he was even shoced about it, "Seems like they are up, so get them, Szayel." Aizen told the pick haired espada, who nodded and got up and went out the door. "So, that's ya have been hidin' from us this whole time, huh Aizen." Gin said with his usual fox like grin, "Yes, but once you see them, you will see why else I hid them" Aizen said, and the espada waited for the Octavo espada to return