Okay a very.. random... story.. about Shego and her raging hormones...
A whole different side of the evil thief!
Hope you'll enjoy my story!
Oh and I don't own.. Kim possible.. or Shego... and stuff.. yada yada..
Hormones and what more…
Oh god there she is again. Wearing those loose jeans and that midriff baring top. Oh how I would love to touch that body of hers. Damned hormones always get to me as soon as a girl is in sight. To make it all worse she seems to trigger every single hormone and what more in my entire freaking body!Shego thought as she watched the red head dance around, dodging the lasers, which were aimed at her.
Shego felt that she was losing to her hormones and couldn't help but stare with pure lust and fascination. Anytime now she'll be done dodging those things and then she'll focus on me. Her mind told her. A wide grin appeared on her face and she just couldn't wait any longer.
"Hey princess, are you almost done dancing with those things? Cause I'm ready for our little dance." She announced and Kim just growled in response. Shego checked the lair and noticed that Drakken wasn't even around anymore.
Just what I need. She thought and she disabled the lasers with lightening speed.
"Why did you do that?" Kim asked her voice sounding breathy. God she sounds so hot when she's out of breath.Shego thought but she quickly shook the thought away.
"I want you." Was all she said in reply and she saw the confusion in Kim's eyes. That look quickly disappeared and the red head slipped into a fighting stance.
"That's not how I meant it." Shego said but she decided to take the challenge anyway. Kim quickly launched herself at the green skinned woman in front of her. She punched and kicked, dancing around with Shego as usual.
"Then how did you mean it?" She grunted as she blocked one of Shego's kicks with her arms. This question made Shego stop and she tried her best to avoid Kim's gaze.
"Shego?" Kim questioned and she dropped her guard.
"It's nothing." Shego muttered her cheeks burning a bright red.
"Are you blushing?" Kim asked astonishment clear in her voice.
"So what if I am?!" Shego snapped at her and she turned her back towards the red head.
"Well sorry I asked! Jeez somebody is hormonal." Kim muttered loud enough for Shego to hear. Shego quickly turned around to face her, anger clear in her eyes.
"I can't do shit about those fucking hormones! Even though people say it's quite normal for someone my age it still annoys me beyond limits. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings little miss goody-two shoes." Shego shouted at her.
"For someone of your age? How old are you exactly?" Shego muttered something but Kim couldn't quite hear it.
"Sorry could you repeat that?" She asked polite earning a venomous glare from Shego.
"I said I'm 17." Shego replied and the blush returned to her cheeks again. If it were possible Kim's jaw would've unhinged at that. She stared at her green skinned rival, her mouth wide open and her eyes the size of saucers.
"You… you're…. 17?" Kim managed to sputter.
"Yeah so?" Shego questioned placing a hand on her hip.
"N-nothing I… I just thought you were.. older." Kim stuttered.
"Well I'm not but thanks anyway." Shego replied sarcastically. Kim continued to stare at her and decided right then and there that she had to sit down for a while. She lowered herself to the ground, her eyes never leaving her nemesis.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Shego asked her eyebrow shooting up.
"I'm just…. Thinking about this." Kim replied rather vaguely. She decided that she had to have a talk with Shego even though she knew it was going to be embarrassing. She patted the ground next to her and this made Shego look at her in confusion.
"Sit down." She ordered and she wasn't surprised when Shego didn't. She let out a loud sigh and glared at Shego for a few moments.
"Would you please sit down?" She asked and this time Shego found herself sitting down next to the red head. "Thank you." Kim said as soon as she was seated.
"So what now? Time for a tea party or something?" Shego asked not knowing why they were sitting.
"Ha-ha, very funny queen of sarcasm. No it's not time for a tea party it's time for a talk." Kim replied.
"What kind of talk?"
"A talk about hormones." Kim said and Shego just gaped at her.
"What are you, my mother or something? I know why I have hormones and what they do!"
"Yeah but do you know how to deal with them?" Kim asked and this question silenced Shego. "That's exactly what I thought. I know how to deal with them because my mom told me. Now I'm going to tell you." Kim explained.
"Whoa that's really…. Really… embarrassing…." Shego muttered and they both blushed lightly.
"Tell me about it." Kim murmured in reply. It became quiet between the two and Kim didn't know how to begin. She remembered how her mother had caught her of guard with the same talk but she couldn't do that to Shego. She had to think of another way to begin her story.
"Are we going to have this talk or not?!" Shego asked not wanting to wait any longer.
"Sorry I'm just thinking of a way to begin." Kim replied and she became quiet again. After several moments she clapped her hands and focused on Shego "Okay so when you reach a certain age you will get chemical reactions in your body called hormones."
"You've had the time to think of a way to start your story and you chose that? You don't really have a rich fantasy do you pumpkin?" Shego asked with a grin on her face.
"Just shut up and listen! Hormones are everywhere in your body. It's mostly connected to your blood and it has influence on things like your learning ability, aggressive behavior and your sexual behavior." Kim explained. Shego looked at her with dull eyes, making it clear that she was bored.
"Okay sorry you know what hormones are and what they do. I'll just tell you how to deal with them." Kim said apologetic and Shego just nodded at her.
"Well first of hormones influence your emotions. You should do something to take your mind of those certain emotions."
"Princess… you're really boring… you know that?" Shego questioned and she got to her feet. "I'll handle it myself.. just stop with the medical and serious talk okay?" Kim rolled her eyes and got to her feet as well.
"Whatever but can I just know one thing then?" Kim asked.
"What's that?" Shego asked.
"What's bothering you right now? What kind of influence are your hormones having on you right now?" Shego once again blushed brightly and cursed mentally. Stupid hormones, stupid blushing! It's like I'm not myself anymore! Argh! Freaking hell this is annoying! Kim just looked at her and could see that she was having an inner discussion.
"It's none of your damned business!" Shego shouted and she ran off, leaving Kim behind in Drakken's lair. The red head just watched how Shego ran and couldn't help but smile.
"Confusion… that's definitely one of her problems." Kim muttered to herself. She beeped Wade for a ride and realized that she didn't even remember the reason of the mission in the first place. She shrugged it off and got on board of her ride, glad that she was finally heading back home.
Meanwhile at Shego's apartment….
I can't believe she wanted to talk to me about MY hormones! For Christ's sake! I can't just get a freaking break can I?!Shego thought as she paced around in her bedroom. She stopped in front of a mirror and looked at herself. Ever since she had turned 17 her body had gone from skinny and shapeless to a luscious curved one. She found herself feeling hot and bothered a lot more and she knew that her entire being was having an overload of emotions and what more…
"God I really need to get this off of my chest!" She yelled at her reflection. She turned around and looked at her phone with doubt in her eyes. There was only one person she could tell this but she didn't know if she had the nerve. She grabbed her phone and stared at it for a while.
"This is pathetic." She let out a groan and let herself fall onto her bed. I'm Shego! Come on! I'm a sarcastic bad ass plasma powered thief and I can't even make a call!? How sad is that!? She asked herself yet she couldn't figure out what was sad about it.
Somewhere in her mind a voice was reasoning with her doubts. You're only 17. It's okay.. everybody goes through this even the biggest and evilest of them all! Just another year or 2 and you'll laugh about it all. Just make that call and confess your problem. Who knows, maybe you'll get some good advice! Her mind told her and she found herself dialing Kim Possible's number. She raised the phone to her ear and listened how it went over.
She swallowed hard as she listened to the regular beep.
"Hello, Kim speaking." She heard the red head say.
"Uhm, princess it's Shego." She said somewhat shy. Shy?! I'm never shy! Damn it all to hell! She cursed.
"Shego why are you calling me? I was just planning on going to bed."
"Sorry but I have to get this off of my chest." Shego muttered and she scolded herself again for saying sorry.
"Oh okay well I'm listening." Kim replied as if she was some kind of psychiatrist.
"Okay so my hormones are driving me crazy. I have no idea how you can deal with them cause I'm going nuts!"
"Well it might look like I'm dealing with it but from the inside I'm one big hormonal mess." Kim explained.
"Really? Okay well… I have this problem…" Shego started.
"Well what's your problem?" Kim asked not knowing if Shego was really going to tell her.
"You." Shego said and Kim looked at her phone as if it had grown fur.
"W-what?" She stuttered.
"It's you, you're my problem. You drive me crazy! Or more specifically my hormones! Just a single thought about you gets me turned on!" Shego literally shouted into the phone.
"H-how can I… b-but.. when… h-how.. Oh damn it." Kim cursed and Shego was quite surprised to hear that.
"Yeah well I know I'm supposed to be the big bad ass but I'm only human. Now could you just tell me what to do about it!?" Shego demanded. Kim couldn't help but grin as she heard the desperation in Shego's voice.
Oh this is just priceless. She thought even though she was having the same problem.
"Well it's really simple Shego." Kim said with the same grin on her face. Shego looked at her phone and she could just hear that Kim was grinning. Great, just great. She thought before she raised the phone to her ear again.
"Well what is it?" She decided to ask anyway.
"You just need to find someone who can scratch your itch." Kim said with the widest grin on her face ever. She broke the connection and Shego just stared at her phone with big eyes. Her eyes narrowed and she felt her anger take over.
"POOOOSSSSSSIIIBBLLEEEE!" She yelled angry and she crushed her phone with one hand.
The End.
Well did everyone enjoy the hormones? god you gotta hate them..
hope this story was entertaining enough.. it was just a random.. quick.. fic.. so sorry if it didn't meet up to your expectations!
It can be turned into.. a multiple chaptered story.. or I could write a sequel.. or of course.. nothing at all... just tell me what you thought!
thanks!