OK so years ago, you may or may not recall that I wrote a PaRappa The Rapper fanfiction entitled "I Gotta Conceive!" Looking back, I wrote a HORRIBLE story (in my own opinion anyway, compared to other ideas). So, I think the time has come to correct it and make a more 'proper' version right here and now.
And yea P.S. I have no intention on finishing PaRappa vs VaRavva. Afraid it's been too long and I've lost interest.
On a large movie screen inside of a large movie theater, a demonic being from another dimension was wreaking havoc on a defenseless city. As it spat acid onto a building, the townspeople begin to scamper away from it.
Watching the movie were three friends. First of course was our main hero, PaRappa The Rapper, sitting back watching the new Jet baby movie...which was not as good as past films, even if it was featured in 3D. PaRappa sat between two of his close friends; one was his fellow partner in musical crime, PJ Berri who was quietly munching on popcorn (from a tub that had to be twice the size of his body), and the other was Matt Major, who wore his 3D glasses on his forehead, refusing to put them on
"So, why aren't you wearing your 3D glasses?" PaRappa asked him in a whisper.
"3D is a gimmick and nothing more, and I for one refuse to fall for the hype" was the reply he got in a similar tone.
On the screen, Jet Baby appeared and tackled the monster, stopping it with that one blow and blasts it into the sun, killing it. Everyone celebrates and the film ends with Jet Baby flying into the sky with his lady friend as the credits begin to roll.
"That...was lousy..." PJ murmured, evidently asleep.
"Yea this film series hasn't been the same since Shoemaker took over" PaRappa began to walk out, his two pals beginning to follow suit. "And they had to add that talking banana sidekick..."
"You girls missed nothing..." Matt was talking on his cellphone, which was shaped like Jet Baby. "They didn't even tease a sequel, it's like they were hardly trying..."
"Yea...but hey it's getting late and all guys, maybe we should call it a night?" PaRappa asked, noticing it was nearing midnight "let's forget the movie and agree to meet up tomorrow, k?"
Matt nods as he still spoke on his cellphone while PJ just shrugged and ate the popcorn from the massive tub he bought. PaRappa bids them farewell and walked off.
'Yawn' "I can't believe that movie lasted so long...I better get to bed..." PaRappa thought to himself as he decided to turn his cellphone back on, which he turned off for the movie, when all of a sudden, it begins to ring. The ring tone was to the tune of "Come a Long Way", which meant only one person; his girlfriend Sunny Funny.
"Sunny? What is it?" PaRappa answered the cellphone, wondering just why his girlfriend would call this late at night, not that she wasn't welcome to call him whenever, but still, it was odd that she chose to call now. He knew that Sunny had not been feeling well for a few days now, assuming it was a small virus that had been going around the high school, and he visited her everyday to take care of her anyway he can, but this late? It seemed a bit off...
As PaRappa heard her speak, he noticed Sunny sounded somewhat nervous.
"I...well...I was wondering if..." she said. "The thing is..." she seemed to be stalling.
"Yes?" he listened carefully.
"How can I put this..."
"...put what now?"
"I'm...I...uhm...ohhhh..."
"...Well?"
"Don't really know if I can...Oh I just...
"...Well, what?"
"Look I just need you to come over, please." she finally said.
"What? Now? But...it's late? Can't it wait until morning?" this request caught him by surprise
"Well, I guess technically...no, it's important...make that very important...more like very VERY important...in fact I'd say-"
"OK OK Sunny I'm on my way" PaRappa said "But what about your dad?"
"He left on a business trip this afternoon and won't be back for a few days, I'm by myself right now...and I really need to speak to you in person, I won't be able to sleep until I do..." Sunny trailed off again
"...Well ok I'm on my way then..." and with that PaRappa hung up and began to walk to Sunny's house, still wondering why she would have called him this late. Upon arriving about 5 minutes or so later, he looked inside and saw it was dark inside save for one dim light, in what looked like the living room. PaRappa peeked inside and as soon as he was spotted, Sunny opened the door and let him inside, immediately closing the door behind him.
"What's going on? Why did you need me to come this late?" PaRappa asked, though the word "late" seemed to cause Sunny to enter a panic attack.
""DON'T SAY THAT WORD!" she practically screamed, causing the pup to recoil in fear. "Sigh...I'm sorry PaRappa, it's just that, I needed you to be here now because I have some...news..."
"Is it Good or bad?"
"...Depends on how you react..." she sweats."oh...but first I think I need to use the restroom..."
"Well wait, first can you tell me what's wrong and what's bothering you?" PaRappa blocks her from going anywhere "I mean why else did you call me over?"
"I...I really think I..."she looks a bit sick and looks ready to run right into the nearby bathroom.
PaRappa was beginning to lose his patience. "Spit it out woman!" but the moment he says this, he gets shot of projectile vomit (think of the stuff Cathy Pillar ejected from her mouth in Um Jammer Lammy). Followed by another... "...OK..."PaRappa wasn't sure how to react to...that.
"Sorry..." Sunny blushed as she wiped her mouth and grabbed something off the nearby table, which PaRappa had previously failed to notice. "I think it's a touch of morning sickness...because I'm pregnant..."
TBC
