Rhymed crack... sort of, not fit for the masses so of course, I post it here! XD Blame tierfal for this nonsense, because it was at her LJ profile, begging for kinky porn that someone posted a request for any fandom, Dr. Seuss style and lo and behold this brainchild was conceived by me. Yikes and Sorry.
I am gay.
Gay am I?
No. No. Don't say it that way.
Yagami. It's Yagami.
I am not gay.
Do you like me?
I do not like you,
L Lawliet, you poof.
I do not like you,
You freaky spoof.
Would you do me here or there?
No, I wouldn't you demented hare!
I wouldn't do you here or there.
I wouldn't do you on that swivel chair!
I do not like you, now or ever.
I do not like you, however clever.
Would you? Could you? Do me?
If I were your sweetheart?
No, I wouldn't do you.
Couldn't do you.
You moony tart.
I wouldn't do you.
Couldn't do you.
Here or there or anywhere!
I do not like you or all your smarts.
I do not like you, cross my heart.
Try me! Try me!
Light, I am not gay!
Try me. Try me.
I say and you may.
L Lawliet!
If I try you,
As you say
Will you quit accusing me?
Uh… No. You are Kira.
L! God, you're such a prick!
Uhm… so Light-kun, will you?
You will see!
Kiss. Kiss.
You do like me!
You would do me.
You would do me here or there.
You would do me anywhere.
You would, You could… You should.
Yagami-kun, please.
Fine L, how about the bed?