Chapter One:
It was a sunny day in Bikini Bottom. The flowers in the sky moved quickly, as the wind blew. Squidward was playing his clarinet, with that terrible squeak. Spongebob popped his head out the window. "Oh I like that sound" He said in his squeaky high pitched voice.
Spongebob walked over to his closet and pulled out binoculars. He walked back over to the window and watched Squidward for an hour. Spongebob, if you can't tell, is falling in love.
Spongebob walked out the door and over to Squidward's house. He knocked on the door until Squidward answered. "Go away Spongebob" Squidward said grumpily. "But I love you" Spongebob smiled. Squidward slammed the door in his face.
Later that day, Squidward snuck off to the Krusty Krab. He put his face up to the window and watched Mr. Krab's. Mr. Krab's turned around and screamed. "FREAKING STALKER GET OUT" He shouted! "But I love you" Squidward said. Mr. Krab's kicked Squidward all the way back to his house.
Later, Mr. Krab's went to Patrick's rock. He snuck under the rock, and inside. Patrick was watching TV, so Mr. Krab's came up behind him. "Hi sexy" He whispered. Patrick screamed and threw his cereal bowl at Mr. Krab's. Then he kept throwing sand and everything else at him. Mr. Krab's quickly left. He was very sad :(
After awhile, Patrick snuck off to Spongebob's house. He slowly opened the door, and walked inside. He closed the door behind him and was plunged in darkness. "MEOW" Gary meowed. "Hi Gary" Patrick whispered. Gary then proceeded to attack Patrick. Lights flickered on and Spongebob came running.
"PATRICK GET OFF GARY" He screamed! "I wasn't on him" Patrick argued. "Well then why are you here" Spongebob asked? "Because I'm in love" Patrick said dreamily. "With Gary" Spongebob asked? "No you" Patrick said looking straight into Spongebob's eyes. "Eww" Spongebob shrieked! Spongebob then kicked Patrick out of his house.
Spongebob sat of the couch. He thought about the previous events of the day. He is in love with Squidward, Squidward is in love with Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs is in love with Patrick, and Patrick is in love with Spongebob.
Spongebob gasped. "A love square" He whispered in a shocked voice. "MEOW" Gary meowed loudly. "You're right Gary" Spongebob said agreeing! "I will get Squidward to like me no matter what" Spongebob declared!