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For no apparent reason, Tasuki has been transported to the modern world. By chance, the first appliance he encounters is a toilet.
"What's this thing?" The flame-haired seishi poked the white porcelain object with his tessen. When it didn't move, he threatened it. "Come on, wuss! Show me what you've got!"
The toilet made no reply.
Frustrated, Tasuki slapped the tank. He happened to hit the lever, and the toilet flushed. "Yipes!" He jumped back a few feet.
The toilet finished filling and got quiet again.
"Is that all you can do?" the bandit threatened.
The toilet sat there, silent.
"Let's see how you like this! LEKKA SHINEN!"
The white porcelain turned a sooty gray and cracked slightly. The water inside vaporized somewhat. Other than that, the toilet didn't change.
"Alright, now I'm really pissed," Tasuki growled, winding up for a punch.
The toilet made no move to defend itself.
CRACK! Tasuki punched the toilet. "YOWWWW!" The hot porcelain burned his hand.
Vengefully, he kicked it. By design or by chance, he struck a crack, widening it. The bowl split, dumping water on the floor.
"Told you not to mess with me." The redhead stalked off, nursing a burned hand.
AN:
^-^ I know, it's pointless. But it's also hilarious... at least I think so. Please review!