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SUMMARY: Phoebe is accidentally turned into a ferret
The Charmed Ones stood, circled around the demon, holding him in place with crystals. Together, they chanted the vanquishing spell that Paige had written earlier that day.
"Chyanitak Demon
nails, spikes, and hair
we banish you from this place
with white magic fair
eternally."
The demon was vanquished, but Phoebe, being a bit slow to catch onto things, accidentally misread the spell, "White Magic Ferret. Ernally. Hey guys, what does ernally mean?" Piper and Paige never got to hear Phoebe's question, because the moment the words were out of her mouth, Phoebe turned into exactly what she had said in the spell: A White Magic Ferret.
Ferret Phoebe stood up on her hind legs and looked at her sisters, who looked very big to her little ferret eyes.
"Damn," Piper said. "Phoebe's a ferret. I thought it was bad when I turned into a Wendigo, but for the love of all things good and chocolatey in this world, Phoebe's a ferret."
TBC… stay tuned for the adventures of Ferret Phoebe. If there's enough interest for me to continue, I promise longer chapters!