NOTE #1: EVERYONE feels so freckin sorry for Lita & Trish after the 1/12/2003 Raw that its makign me sick. Heres
another POV on the whole thing.
NOTE #2: Hey guess what people, this is a landmark story for me. Its the 50th story of mine on this site! Yeah love those landmarks. Anyways after this its onward and upward to 100!!!! Yeah 50 fics go me!
BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR
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Jericho turned his head towards the door.
"Something wrong Chris?" Christian asked, as his fellow Canadians smile quickly faded.
"Did you just hear someone crying out there?" Jericho asked. Christian shrugged. "That was crying? I thought someone was laughing!" Christian said, walking towards the opendoor.
"Yeah it sounded alot like laughing to. It was almost borderline porn star acting." Jericho said, scratching his head. Christian walked towards the open door and saw Trish running away dropping a Team Canada hocky Jeresy on the floor.
"HA!!!!" Christain said pointing.
"Ha? What do you mean ha? Whats the Ha?" Jerichosaid running to the door.
"THAT was Trish! She heard you! Now you not gonna nail her! That Canadian dollar is all mine now!" Chrstian said in a giddy type of way. Jericho just frowned and slapped Christain against the head.
"What the hell was that for!?"
"You idiot! Trish is gonna go tell Lita!" Jericho said, Christian raised a eyebrow.
"Dammit!" Christian said quickly tuning to the camera man and shoved him against the wall.
"Dammit whats wrong with you, you stupid camer man!? If you had a decent bone in your body you would of told us Trish was there!" Christian yelled.
"Yeah you jackass!" Jericho said shoving him aswell.
"Hey if you guys had any decent bones in your bodies you wouldnt of pulled this crap!" The cameraman said.
"Why you little I outta-" Christian said raising his fist at the camera man before Jericho stops him.
"Hey what are you doin' Chris!?" Christian said,Jericho shook his head.
"Think about it Christian. This is just a littlecurve ball."
"A curve ball?" "Yeah....If where as great as we think we are, and I know I am, then that just means we have to turn up the Canadian mojo just a little more." Jericho said walking down the hall and picking up the hockeyjersey.
"Yeah, I guess your right, and no one has moreCanadian mojo then I!"
"In your dreams little Christian! Im praticallyThe KING of Canadian mojo!"
"The king of Canadian mojo!? Dammit! Your the king of the world, the king of bling bling, and now the king of Canadian mojo!? I wanna be the king ofsomething!" Christian winned.
"You can be the king of always finishing first after the highlight of the night." Jericho said,shoving the jersy on.
"Yeah!...no wait! Thats no good!"
"Hey I always finish forst so finishing 2nd allthe time is pretty good."
"Oh yeah well I'll show you! I'll nail Litabefore you can nail Trish!"
"You wish! That Canadian dollar is as good as mine, I just cant wait to get that looney in my hand!"
"Oh yeah! You seem pretty sure of yourself, what do you say we rasie the stakes!?"
"Higher then a Canadian dollar!? Are you madman!"
"Well if your afraid...."
"Afraid? Me? Chris Jericho? Y2J? The Highlight Of The Night? The King Of The World? The Allotoh Of Rock And Rolla? The King Of Bling Bling? The First Ever Undisputed Champion? The King Of Canadian Mojo? I fearnothing!"
"Wow....you have alot of names for yourself."
"Well thats just because Im so important."
"Well what do you say we rasie the stakes anyways I bet I have more Canadian mojo then you!"
"Alright then fine! What do you propose?"
"I propose we raise the anity from one whole Canadian dollar to TWO WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLARS!" Cristian said with a sadistic grin and his figer up in the air, while Jericho looks more then shocked about how high the stakes had been raised.
"Heh...yeah....ok I'll take that bet, and I'll still win!" Jericho said poking Christian.
"Ok then fine, the winner can also lay claim to the title of The TRUE King Of Canadian Mojo!"
"What!?! Ok you've just gone mad now!"
"To rich for you huh Chris?" Christian said folding his arms and walking away ever so slowly. Jericho quickly grabbed Christian and turned himaround to face him again.
"Like I said, I fear nothing! Your on, and you know what? I'll nail Trish tonight!" Jericho cliamedgrinning ear to ear.
"Oh yeah!? Well....well Im gonna nail Lita before we leave the buildign tonight!"
"Oh yeah!? Well Im gonna nail Trish before thehour is up!"
"Oh yeah!? Well Im gonna nail Lita before thehalf hour is up!"
"Oh yeah!?"
"Yeah!"
"Fine then we'll see! Just you wait I'll nail Trish first!"
"Then lets start right now!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine.....GASP!!!! CHRISTIAN LOOK OVER THERE!" Jericho said quickly pointing behind him. Christianquickly tuned around.
"What!?!"
"Lita just went that way! I saw her turn thecorner!"
"She did!?"
"Yeah!"
"Great!" Christain said running in that direction. Jericho just grinned thinking that that Twooney was his good as his, as well as the title ofThe King Of Canadian Mojo.
TO BE CONTINUED........
WELLLLLLLLLLLLL..........thats the first part of this 3 or 4 part ongoing saga of Who nails who first. I like how this is coming together. All you Jericho/Trish shippers, and Christian/Lita shippers if your disappointed by this then think about it this way. Its much to silly to be taken seriously! Oh and if your wondering....A Loony is the name of The Canadian Dollar, & Twoony is the name of the Canadain two Dollar Coin. So review and tell me what you think of my 50th freckinstory! Yeah 50!
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-T Bond