Ha-ha this is one of my crazy thoughts that I often have. I had this one
though during the third lotr movie. Some of u will think this is stupid or
going to be some romance thing for the most part well your wrong on that. I
don't own any of the lotr characters. Sorry to any newfies that don't like
this and to those who don't know who newfies are well... Your pretty stupid
if u doesn't know what a newfie is.
Chapter one: a half newfie in the world of middle earth.
"Shut up asshole, I didn't ask you. Now where was I ah where the hell am I you goddamn idiots. If I wasn't tided up I'd kick your ass old man." Star (our young half newfie) was yelling at saruman and wormtongue. " you know who you two remind me of dumb and dumber only I can't figure out who's dumb and who's dumber".
"if I were you young lady I would hold my tongue before it's taken out for how rude it is. Now why don't you tell me how you got here?"
"if your gonna act like that old man then forget it beside how the hell would I know. The last I remember before waking up in this goddamn tower of your was I was walking in the woods and I saw a white deer. Now that's the 5th time I've told you how many more do you wanna know". Just as she finished speaking a sound like a wall breaking breaking was heard as the tree-things (can't think what there called right now lol). " thank god I'm saved. Haha sucker you lose".
~later~
"so where am I?" star asked her brown/ blond hair tied back in a loose bun.
" you ... Are... in ... Middle earth" treebeard boomed.
" ok wait is that the place where the books took place in? wait would you know... wait a second what the hell am I thinking I read the books your treebeard which means I'm in the part of the book after the battle of helms deep and when you . tree people beat saruman." She turned on her heels and started to walk away and yelled back " thanks for saving me there pal"
as she was walking the heel of her boot got caught on a log and she fell flat on her face. "if anyone saw that" she said pulling her self up " I'm gonna flip"
"I saw" a voice said from behind her. She turned and saw to her surprise.
Who did she see. You'll find out later.
Chapter one: a half newfie in the world of middle earth.
"Shut up asshole, I didn't ask you. Now where was I ah where the hell am I you goddamn idiots. If I wasn't tided up I'd kick your ass old man." Star (our young half newfie) was yelling at saruman and wormtongue. " you know who you two remind me of dumb and dumber only I can't figure out who's dumb and who's dumber".
"if I were you young lady I would hold my tongue before it's taken out for how rude it is. Now why don't you tell me how you got here?"
"if your gonna act like that old man then forget it beside how the hell would I know. The last I remember before waking up in this goddamn tower of your was I was walking in the woods and I saw a white deer. Now that's the 5th time I've told you how many more do you wanna know". Just as she finished speaking a sound like a wall breaking breaking was heard as the tree-things (can't think what there called right now lol). " thank god I'm saved. Haha sucker you lose".
~later~
"so where am I?" star asked her brown/ blond hair tied back in a loose bun.
" you ... Are... in ... Middle earth" treebeard boomed.
" ok wait is that the place where the books took place in? wait would you know... wait a second what the hell am I thinking I read the books your treebeard which means I'm in the part of the book after the battle of helms deep and when you . tree people beat saruman." She turned on her heels and started to walk away and yelled back " thanks for saving me there pal"
as she was walking the heel of her boot got caught on a log and she fell flat on her face. "if anyone saw that" she said pulling her self up " I'm gonna flip"
"I saw" a voice said from behind her. She turned and saw to her surprise.
Who did she see. You'll find out later.