Overdoing the Friendship Speeches
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!
I hereby dedicate this fanfic to Kiona Kina. She was the one who persuaded me to write Yu-Gi-Oh fanfics. (And I apologize ahead of time if this fanfic is offensive to some people. Just to let you know, I have nothing against friendship.)
Yugi's grandfather was defeated in a duel against Seto Kaiba and had to be rush to the hospital probably because he suffered from shock. (Or maybe he passed out because Seto just happened to have a major gas attack because he was so excited that he had won) Now it is Yugi's turn to duel Seto.
"Everyone put your right hands together," Tea ordered everyone.
"What for Tea?" Tristen asked confused.
"JUST DO IT!!!!" Tea screamed at him.
"Fine," Tristen replied slowly holding out his right hand. Yugi, Joey and Tea herself also held out their right hand so they formed a circle.
Tea dug around in her pink, fluffy purse and pulled out a black sharpy marker. "I am going to draw a sign of friendship on our hands."
"What for?" Joey asked.
Tea shoots Joey a death glare as she draws a big smiley face on their hands. "This smiley face represents our friendship," she said.
"That's a gay lookin' smiley," Tristen snorted.
"SHMACK!!!" Tea slaps Tristen hard across the face leaving a red mark then smiles brightly. "This smiley is for Yugi to know that wherever he is, he can rely on us to be there every step of the way," she replied.
"Except when Alias is on," Joey said.
"You got it man," Tristen added as he starts to drool. "Jennifer Gardner is so hot."
"SHMACK!!! SHMACK!!!" Tea slaps both Tristen and Joey violently leaving even bigger red marks. "Yugi needs us guys. He needs his friends," she begged with a sudden change of character.
"Huh! What friends? I didn't know Yugi had any friends?" Joey asked confused.
"But I thought you guys were my friends?" Yugi asked shocked.
"WHOA DUDE!!!" Tristen said slowly moving away from Yugi. "I thought we were just acquaintances. No one informed me that we were going to take it to the next level."
"Tea, you're my friend right?" Yugi asked pleadingly.
"Sure I'm your friend," Tea replied happily then she leaned over to whisper into Yugi's ear. "As long as your agent keeps paying me to act like it," she growled.
"Well at least I have one friend, kinda," Yugi mumbled.
"So, Yugi needs his friends now guys. And as his friends we need to be there for him," Tea said. She pulled a black whip out of her purse. "We ARE his friends, right?
Joey and Tristen anime sweat dropped. "Uh. . .heh heh. . .of course Tea. Whatever you say," they said shaking with fear.
Tea tucked the whip back into her purse. "That's better," she said. She turned to Yugi. "Okay Yugi! Get in there and duel the ass off Seto Kaiba!"
"But Tea," Yugi said as he held up the script. "It says in the script that I start the duel with Kaiba in the next episode."
"Get in there right now," Tea growled.
"But Tea, the script says. . . . . . . . . . ." Yugi began.
"GET IN THERE AND DUEL HIS ASS OFF OR ELSE I'LL KICK YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
Yugi, shaking with fear, runs into the room where the duel is to be held.
"Wow! That was harsh Tea," Tristen said.
Tea turns to glare at him and growls threateningly.
Tristen swallowed hard and began to sweat.
Joey looks at the fourth of a smiley that is on his hand. "This does wash off right?" he asked Tea.
"I'm sure it will wash off," Tea mumbled. "Unfortunately, your face doesn't."
The End. (Or is it?)
BlueDragonGirl1: I had this fanfic up in script form but I took it down when I was informed that script form stories were not allowed. (Thank you anonymous reviewer who informed me of that. You literally saved me.) Please R&R and read my other Yu-Gi-Oh fic Merry Naked Christmas.