Hello! This is an AU in which the horrible character regressing Season 6 never happened! Instead, this is a 'What If' Blair and Dan went to Rome and some things happened along the way. Best part is, it's told from an ominous point of view of our favourite chronicler, Gossip Girl. Oh yes, it also discredits Dan as GG, and here we have GG remain the anonymous life-ruining bitch she is. Have fun!
PS: It'd be nice if you could review it. Thank you :)
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own any of these unjustly-poorly-developed characters.
THE LAST DAYS OF GOSSIP
Posted on 23rd May, 2012
Good morning Upper East Siders. Ahhh the lovely smell of summer air in Manhattan...what is there not to love about this part of the world in the summer? A walk in Central Park, lunch date at the Met, a shopping spree at Fifth Avenue...truly, the best of the world resides here. Though the rumour mills have reported that our dear favourite Upper East Siders will not be enjoying the splendours of the city this summer.
We hear that the most nauseating of lovebirds Manhattan has produced, the Queen B (and ex-Princess of Monaco) Blair Waldorf and the New York Times dubbed "literature prodigy of our generation" Dan Humphrey, are headed for a Roman holiday of sorts. Queen B was spotted in JFK Airport with her excess bagg…we mean her man-accessory Dan Humphrey checking-in for a flight bound to Rome. Rumour is, Dan will be on a writer's retreat (whatever that is), while Blair will be…well, what willshe do in the land of gladiators? Perhaps some of you who find Rome to be an ideal vacation spot could help shed some light, per favore?
Meanwhile, it seems that Chuck Bass can't seem to say au revoir to Queen B as he was spotted at Newark boarding a plane to Monaco. Perhaps Chuck Bass believes that heading over to Prince Louis (not-so-humble) palace courts to defend Queen B's lost honour like a white knight will somehow entice her to fly back into his arms. We can only hope.
You know you love me,
xoxo gossip girl