This is my first short story, so be gentle, ok? I will be making longer stories when the ideas finally pop into my head, for now, this is all. ENJOY! ^^
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SHORT STORY: I have a life?
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Sitting at home, typing away on his laptop Dib sighs to himself. "I know that somewhere, out there, there is an alien Elite striving upon the stupidity of Earth and it's people who are too dense to realize that they, like themselves, are there. And I know that Zim is one of them! I just need to prove it, to bring the bone crushing facts and reality to the people of Earth. But how?" Irritated, he slammed his head down on his laptop.
Suddenly he thought of an idea. "I KNOW! I can somehow get into Zim's house, reach his main system, pull a little wires here, push a little buttons there and pull up a screen of the Elite itself!! I can make a voice simulator so it can clone his voice into mine, and his leader's won't know the difference!! I can tell them that Earth is finally under control and that I need to prove it to them, so, without them knowing, they come down without their Earthling disguises and are finally reveled to the good people of Earth!" He paused for a moment. "If only it were that simple, I'd first have to distract Zim so he knows I am not there and get past those freakish little gnomes." He sighed again and slammed his fist down hard on his desk. He sat there for a minute, thinking to himself. "Wait ... where did my life go?"